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[–] db2@lemmy.world 111 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)
[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago

Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 91 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] vodka@feddit.org 15 points 4 weeks ago

Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago

Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!

[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago

M&Mius Withius Peanutius

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 weeks ago
[–] m3t00@piefed.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Sweat Greens employee at the register:

“What can I get for you?”

Me and the boys:

“Salad us.”

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

Only if you ate an actual cat.

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Starburstius sounds a bit wild

[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Butterchickenius

fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

tylenolius

My son is autismus

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 weeks ago

Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nigirius 🍣. That's not problematic at all.

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] lietuva@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

Dicckius Biggus I guess

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Burgerius sounds pretty believable

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius

[–] proti@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] Ryktes@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago
[–] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

MC chicken nuggius

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Tacobellius

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Ginger biscuitius

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Cheddar Cheeseius.

Pesto Genovesius

[–] wellyon@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Scrolling the comments looking for Assius...

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 5 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 weeks ago
[–] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Spätzlnius, I'm not sure this works 🫤

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[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 5 points 4 weeks ago

Croissantius

It's got a nice ring to it

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