If we still have medical commercials by that time something has gone severely wrong
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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If we still have TV, it won't have gone that wrong. Sadly.
I'm hoping they play "smack my bitch up" for the Viagra commercials
Either with or without vocals
Wet Ass Pussy for adult diapers?
Well, now I know what that WAP stands for.
Wet Ass Pampers
I'm still waiting for Gasolina on itch creams.
🤔why that in particular?
I still do a double take when I see "Forever your girl" Paula Abdul doing commercials for arthritis meds
I was in a waiting room recently and the TV was tuned to "Nick at Nite", and they were showing Friends. Nick at Nite shows old shows, like Andy Griffith and Green Acres. Not shows I remember from childhood...
Eh... even in the early 2k, they were showing 80's early 90's sitcoms.
I know the feeling. I've seen Nick at Nite play According to Jim, which ended in 2009. I suddenly felt old.
So where do I go if I want to watch Andy Griffith and Green Acres? Nick at Noon?
I'm just waiting for the Depends commercial playing "Milkshake" and a bunch of elderly people twerking in diapers.
I've noticed a lot of AI generated music in ads recently. They all have an elevator music vibe to them. I don't expect oldies by real musicians to still be used in ads decades from now as the licensing fees would be considered too expensive by the advertising execs.
Still waiting for Love Dump by Static X to be in a hyper aggressive commercial about laxatives for couples.
At least I live in a place with no prescription medication commercials now (as it fucking should be). Could do without all the OTC med commercials, though.
Yeah, but it’ll be some “lite” version of it.
I liked despacito. but who wants their shits to come out des pa cito?
Que cagada...
Para Alzheimer van a poner la chica de "si yo no me acuerdo... Si yo no acuerdo no paso... Eso no paso"
Her name is Thalia and she's a national treasure of Mexico
Her name is Thalia but she is famous for the literally most egotistical song in existence.
And if I don't remember. If I dont remember, it didn't happen. It didn't happeeen
To me, It sounded like an upbeat song about being too drunk to consent to sex that she had with someone.
No bro, that song is about a ho, hoing it up in her mutually shitty releationship, and it's corporate slop.
Let's get the easy one out the way first; this is slop order of magnitudes worse than ai :
https://www.letras.com/thalia/no-me-acuerdo-part-natti-natasha/
Written by: Frank Santofimio / Germán Hernández / Jon Leone / Gaby Music / Mario Caceres / Natti Natasha / Oscarcito / Rafael Pina / Yasmil Marrufo.
Yeah, this many dudes wrote the song about this woman's intimate moment. Sure.
Y que te monté los cuernos, eso no me acuerdo No pasó, no pasó
[...]
Yo no me acuerdo, no me acuerdo Y si no me acuerdo, no pasó Eso no pasó
Yo solo recuerdo que estaba bonita Todo el mundo loco con mi cinturita
Y no sé que pasó conmigo después Creo que de tragos me pasé
[...]
Puede que tengan razón Pero no grites así Que me duele la cabeza
So... Basically, she went out, found an attractive person, drank too much (on purpouse?) and now is saying that they didn't meant to cuck him (make him put on the horns). Also, maybe you're right, but stop yelling because she's hungover.
Fantastic. I don't see how this is an "oh no, I didn't give consent" song. Also, her relationship is dogshit anyway :
Tú no tiene nada que decir, caradura (you don't have a leg to stand on anyway, stone face)
Dijiste a las diez y llegaste a la una (you said you'd be home at 10 but you're back at 1 am)
La otra vez, y me quedé esperándote (and again you left me hanging)
Yo también tengo derecho a pasarla bien (I also have a right to have a good time)
Just fucking split up already, you two are both horrible people
Just re listened to the song for the first time in a long time. lol, yeah you're completely right.
re listened to the song for the first time in a long time.
que suerte tenes. si no lo escucho por mil años seria poco. cuando mudo a LATAM esta intentando al encontrar una novia, cuando salgo a las boliches, hasta que estaba caminando en la ciudad SIEMPRE tocaban esta cancion de mierda.
Dove whole body deodorant bastardized My Neck My back, but they used the song.
It'll be all blipverts in the future anyways.
Don't care, don't plan on living that long, have to slave away for at least 30 more years, but by then there won't be any more retirement so here's hoping i die by the time i'm 60.
Every generation has said that when they were 12-35.
I legit thought I'd die by 30....
I also looked forward to it, because I believed in an afterlife...
I don't anymore.
Living is hard, dying is easy... thinking about suicide has become normal for me in the past 6 years and having lots of dickheads making life more difficult hasn't improved my mood, also i'm over 35, almost 40 and i guess i'm just waiting for that something to push me over the edge, might be soon or it might never happen, not like it would matter anyway.
few have meant it so sincerely.