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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] halferect@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thanks a lot polish German Dutch scientist that came up with Fahrenheit

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

pls dont give europe credit for fahrenheit. we are not proud of it. just keep blaming the americans :3

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It hits harder as an insult in farendheit because it's not hyperbolic

[–] psoul@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago

I hate this insult… if you are going to tell someone they are dumb just tell them they are dumb.

Why do we have to dance around with fancy concepts like temperature and IQ to throw an insult?

What even is temperature?? Little electrons vibrating for some reason and at a macro scale can be sensed as some energy level? I don’t even know but you know who else vibrates? Your mom.

Yeah that’s right, we don’t need science to insult people here.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

I would think a room temperature IQ in °C would mean virtually unable to function, much less take an IQ test.

Edit: looked it up and an IQ below 50 means you probably can't ever live independently, and below 25 means you're pretty much a vegetable.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

looked it up and an IQ below 50 means you probably can’t ever live independently, and below 25 means you’re pretty much a vegetable.

Nah man, not even close...

Besides, at the extremes if either side of the scale the overall number becomes pretty meaningless because the individual scores are going to have high variance.

I did an internship working with people with learning disabilities from "passable" to me having to change adult diapers for clients who were completely nonverbal and thought it was game.

I don't know where you looked it up, but you're way off.

But for this:

much less take an IQ test.

A normal test only covers 3 standard deviations. So if you're over 145 or below 65, on a normal you take a specialized test if you want to actually know. There's just not enough outliers to make the normal test able to cover everyone

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Which s perfect for an insult. Insult is better when it's caricature like.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I sometimes wonder what the kids iq would be... He is 12 physically but I would put at 3 max mentally. Not saying anything negative but being honest.

He can use the bathroom but can't put his underwear on. He knocks on the door till someone comes put his underwear back on.

Eating a bowl of cereal is 50/50 if he can do it himself.

He likes watching blues clues, Thomas and friends, paw patrol. He yells the answer to most questions but I don't know if he knows the answer or just knows they say this so I should say that.

He is severely autistic and epileptic among other problems. He is sweet and loving but how to measure what his actual intelligence I have no idea.

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[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

More than just Europe. 99 % of the world's countries use Celcius.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

if you ain't american you're european that's just how it is.

[–] dontfearthereaper123@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only reason that is is because of racism nej. By only seeing the world as the places that are filled w white people while I don't think u mean to at all and its not your fault its the rich peoples fault but the language creates a world view where black and Asian and brown people aren't people only white people are.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I use Rankine to confuse everyone.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

In that case room temperature IQ means you're by far the smartest person who's ever lived.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Esoteric! I dig it

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 45 points 1 week ago

Casuals, I measure in K.

300 iq moment!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"You've got a room temperature IQ."

"Yeah, so do you, but mine is in Kelvin and yours is in Celsius."

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

IQ has been discredited as a measure of capacity for intelligence anyway. The real insult is having a serious belief in that pseudoscientific bullcrap (as opposed to just the colloquial use).

Sincerely, A >175 IQ former MENSA member from England.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

My mother told me the murder of the intelligentsia is one of the first steps of a fascist regime and that the Mensa roster is a hit list. Then ten years later she voted for trump.

Edit: Hint for the low EQs out there: they're not getting downvoted because they're wrong; they're getting downvoted because they're exactly the kind of pompous ass Mensa is famous for.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think people using the phrase as an insult need to believe in IQ.

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's mensa like? What do you do there? I've always been curious. Surely there will be some interesting conversations/ideas?

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Joining was fun. I hit the ceiling on the test so they invited me down south for an invigilated test. Then I sat another one because I hit the ceiling on that one too. My final score was high 170s, which made me feel really good about myself.

After that, it was downhill. I only ever went to one annual meeting. It was predominantly white men who think scoring in an abnormal range on certain standardised tests makes them somehow better than everyone else - the sense of entitlement was through the roof. I came home early.

I stayed in the society, I subscribed to a couple of special interest group mailing lists for a few years. Then I cancelled.

I occasionally got letters for a few years afterwards inviting me to rejoin, saying I don't need to take a test again, then they gave up.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

i never joined mensa, though i had the option to. and yeah you just confirmed all the reasons why i hadn't lol. entitled dudes who believe so hard that results of a test make them better than others that they are approaching actual delusions of superiority, having to sit among people like that would make my blood boil

well, i suppose it's a logic puzzle skills test, not an emotional intelligence test.

i despise how IQ is almost revered by the overall society, and i hate how, despite everything, that stupid result does make me feel good about myself, tempting me to feel better than others

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mensa always sounded like it was just a scam for people who think they're smart

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It was started as a eugenics dating club. There's a reason that Mensa and Σ4 are primarily white dudes.

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[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For anybody wondering: that's 70-75 degrees Fahrenheit.

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No one was wondering. In the USA we have intelligence quotients that are high enough to convert, even at room temp. Its surprising I know, but room temperature I.Q.'s don't operate on metric here. It takes a little more effort you see... Very smart.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It seems halfway through your attempted burn you realized I was speaking to non-USians...

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

My room temperature has central air conditioning and I like it cooold.

[–] Hond@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

true but murican measurements are an overall bigger insult to humanity

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not only because of the units, also prevalence

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I suppose that this would be relevant in the Arctic region.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't even know the Fahrenheit room temperature

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[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a shame that European-room-temperature IQs are so prominently visible in the states.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This does not make sense since around 20 would be a vegetable.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

And? How's that not a good insult?

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