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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Fun fact: 90% of forest fires are cussed by human activity.

More fun fact: 100% of creme brulee are tasty.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

100% of forest fires are caused by forests being flammable

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We should get rid of forests. Dangerous shit.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I heard they're flammable, we could just torch 'em.

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago
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[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

Found the alt account of the logging ceo.

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Gotta agree :/

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

50% of forest fires are caused by lightning and they account for 80% of area burned...at least in Canada.

~~I suspect your fun fact is just low grade humor adding to people's general ignorance~~.

I take it back. The figures are that different between the countries. Only 20% of wildfire in the US is started by lightning. Now I want to know why.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 18 points 4 days ago

Power companies lean on local governments to misidentify the causes when it's them too, as they are actively doing with the LA CA fires. It's often power lines causing the fires, but they might scour social media and the internets with their ai program to find some kid that was in the area around that time that had any comment they could use to blame him. They blamed a kid that was in the area like a week before, that had prompted ai for a fake wildfire picture. Claimed the fire must have started, then went underground for a week or whatever.

Pretty incredible assumption given the power lines were seen sparking, in that wind. As always in this country, you can't trust authorities, it could be they are right, or it could be the powerful utility used their influence to blame it on some poor kid that made an ill timed prompt. Given there was no fire reported the week when the kid was there, as I understand it, no evidence of him doing anything with fire, does not speak well to their credibility if you ask me.

Considering what we know about PGE, the power company, the very same the movie Erin Brokavich was about, that knowlingly poisoned populations just to keep using a particular cleaner in their operations, not even a good reason. Or that started numerous other wild fires in the area prior.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

More people in the forest. Most of Canada lives near the border so you get lots of forest and more of fires far away from humans. The US is more dispersed.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I worked for a wildfire agency for a while. There are more people in the North than you imagine. The population figures for us are permanent residents. But the rotational workforce in the North is substantial.

They are there for forestry, but also heavy industry like mining and oil extraction. Outfitting for hunting and fishing as well. The most common human cause in my jurisdiction is the "shore lunch" where guys fishing will pull ashore for lunch and mess up the cooking fire somehow. Number 2 reason is messed up spark arresters on vehicles.

Your explanation makes some sense to me, but not a 400% difference. I'll take a fire investigator to lunch this week and ask.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

I've seen video of exhaust from a vehicle starting a brush fire on the edge of a parking lot.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't make creme brulee with a butane torch.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Creme brulee torches all use butane, did you mean to say propane?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They spray butane on the creme? This is food safe? Isn't it usually done with alcohol?

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

You ignite the torch before you move it close to the food so all the butane should burn off. Butane evaporates at room temperature anyway so I wouldn't expect it to be a problem. Propane is also fine which makes sense given that it's used in grills.

[–] Nighed@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

I once went to a hotel that did creme brulee in a paella dish. I REALLY want to know what they used on that!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (5 children)

(in an Australian accent)
That's not a weed burner...

...That's a weed burner!

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Talk about scorched earth.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

That's an de-icing torch, sorry I mean de-ICEing torch.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

is it effective against emus though?

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 days ago

They don't like to talk about that.

[–] dumples@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

I love my weed burner. Weeding has never been so much fun

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

It works with the a Scottish accent too!

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 22 points 4 days ago

Sir, this is a place for dull things. This looks far too exciting for this place.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

...I would’ve bought two!

You've got two hands, don't you?

(And if you don't, how's your foot dexterity?)

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Those beer can helmets... ... ...

Dibs on your team for post-apocalyptic wasteland raiding.

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

Don't you start planting ideas I'll regret later.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

smokey the bear wants your location.

Anyway I never thought of using my butane torch for weed working or killing brush. I'm sure in a controlled manner this might he so much easier

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 7 points 4 days ago

Whatever actually productive stuff I might achieve with this - like getting rid of weeds - is just a by-product of me having fun.

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of one of my favourite hungarian words: "zsebsárkány" which translated literally is "pocket dragon". It means those butane torches that are used to caramelise creme brulee.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Google Blazer Gt800 for a more fun upgrade ;)

It is a 6-in lightsaber. Do not point at anything made of flesh.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's what I use for dabs

[–] Forester@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

Oh heavens no, the cursed devils pollen. /S

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Someone send OP free tickets to DC, and when they arrive, upgrade them from butane to MAP gas.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago

Don't do that though.

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It's safe because of all the snow

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Wait until he finds about welding torches and how much hotter they are...

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

I'm plenty experienced in oxy-acetylene welding. I just don't have my own equipment nor do I have enough need for one to justify the price.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

I got a gun shaped "weed killer" type (knock off Ali Express version, not the elon one). Easily my favorite lawn tool.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You at least have some snow over there.

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

Unfortunelately yeah. Few more months to suffer through untill spring arrives.

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago
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