cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/37194254
You forgot that one wardrobe from IKEA that wasn't even unboxed and assembled near the bed.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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This will be me in a few weeks. Wife walked out on me and she owns all the furniture so minimalist space here we come. Great for VR and I can set up a little photo studio, with space left over for my crying chair!
idk if that's better or worse than leaving the furniture
now I have a bunch of furniture I don't like
This is amazing for VR
Could move the Crying Chair into the corner, and then you have a more open space in the middle of the room for Crying while Lying on the Floor
I could garbage pick enough furniture to fill that room in a week
That's a lot of empty wall space that could be used to mount swords
at least the room is big
That's peak male living experience? I do not agree. This is my living room:
Keep in mind, a screen can come down for my beamer so I have a home cinema. THIS is peak male living experience.
THIS is peak ~~male~~ musician living experience
Approved. I will see you, and raise:
Also approved.
I wanna play too!
No Kaoss pad?
Correct. I don't know if it's something for me.
I’d ve interested to try an Elektron with scenes, where you can fade from one sequence to another (if I understood correctly)
You're right, I need this room in my life
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Too many mattresses and should only have the gaming chair not the one he is currently sitting on makes him look like a hoarder.
A rug would really tie the whole room together
I assumed he was sitting on a portable commode.
Two mattresses? Is he expecting guests?
I'm assuming that his beer fridge is just out of shot, as well.
... you have an extra mattress for guests? Always thought the pizza box and newspaper was good enough....
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Don't you guys value having a good sound system? I can live with a 14" screen but give me some of those beatiful deep bass, rich highs and mids, and a nice balanced stereo image or I'll thow a tantrum
My neighbors tend to retaliate when I crank music and I value silence at least some of the time. Good headphones are enough for me.
The photos in the comments are making me depressed
Not enough trackballs?
I prefer bed off the ground at least a bit but it's still better than homeless
You eventually reach an age where you want the bed at your center of gravity so you can just tip yourself on and off.
Lies. Where's the dresser full of kink gear and bad dragon toys?
it’s okay it’s there out of frame; it just has to be safe for meta platforms
*looks around my royally messed up apartment*
Um... seems okay to me...
At least it’s clean. I’ve definitely lived in worse places
Any place where you don't step on rats when you get up to pee in the middle of the night is OK by me. Yes, I have lived in places where I stepped on rats at night.
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Inflatable and foldable furniture is very practical for bachelors though who are young and move a lot.
Inflatable is practical for no one, and flat pack wood stuff has been the default for decades
Flat pack furniture is manufactured trash.
Inflatable is closer to a trash bag lol
Yeah the obsession of like “make it a home” is weird to me in a world of rising living costs and very few being able to afford a house. My apartment complex just raised my rent $200 this year and that’s low compared to the market. Why the fuck would I put posters or photos up I’m going to have to take down when I can’t afford the next rent increase next year?
Why does he have so much space? Stupid bastard has overcapitalised. And a computer chair. Sheer luxury that is.
My first place when I moved out of home was a room where I had a couch, a single bed and a coffee table doe my computer. I sat on the floor when I was using my computer.
Clean clothes at one end. Dirty in a garbage bag. Small passage between couch and bed to move back and forth to the door.
Leaves more money for acid, MDMA and nitrous.
Maybe leave the nitrous out of it OP. Being a nitrous fiend is bad.
Being a nitrous fiend is bad.
Eventually you feel like one of those dudes dying on Mt. Everest. But at least it's not ether.
I wish I had such a bed
Why is the ceiling so short? That looks like its 6ft at max.. I'd be bashing my head in here...
It's probably the basement of an older house.
I need at least two 23" monitors and a desk that can change height so I can work standing and sitting or my back is going to kill me.
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