Go drink your mother's breast milk and then come back!
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this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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I suppose that's probably a way of calling them a baby?
Specifically a cranky baby, which is hilarious. "Maybe mommy's milk will settle you down" is my interpretation.
I thought it was calling someone childish and immature, like, "come back when your balls drop", but well, gender neutral.
Oh it's a good one. Like I might use that. Like damn. Say "grow up" but utterly roast the person while you do it!
You heard the book!
You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. ๐ค
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Sounds like an attitude problem ๐
Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss's perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there's no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.
Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.ย
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Oh no, did the boss take the doors off the stalls again?
Go home and masturbate
Who told you my weekend plans?!
The last 51 weekends told me. Burn
I only know 5 words of Polish, and 3 of them are swears
Nie mowie po polsku
You look like a penis!
Go home and masturbate.
Sigh... unzips
I said go home
Home is where the heart is.
A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush.
And inside someone, two in the hand?
Son of an idiot is a cute insult
You would say that, knowing your dad
/jk
Making out must be intense in Korea
๊ฐ์๋ผ (kaesaeggi) or just ์๋ผ (saeggi) seem to be much more popular instead of ๋ฐ๋ณด ์๋ผ (babo saeggi). And a lot of people will just say ์จ (ssi) instead of ์จ๋ฐ (ssibal).
Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.
Peech-ka ti materna.
Ah! If it isnt the American Phonetic Alphabet.
Bro, you look like a penis
This checks out with some of the casts I've seen of Korean Starcraft players.
The highlight for me is how you can go "You (man), you (woman)" and sound like you're just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!