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[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

your clipboard in the comments

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

ngl that's exactly the response I was going for

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

don’t care didn’t ask CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Curse of RaRa Rasputin Russia greatest love machine.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago
[–] bricked@feddit.org 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

584895

In case you need my 2FA code

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prepare to be hacked, sucker

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

good luck. he's behind 12 proxies!

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[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jtrek@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

I understood that reference

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

192.168.114.1

(I was setting up my printer)

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now we can hack you printer

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

All you printer are belong to us

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 17 points 1 month ago
[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

~/Downloads/OrcaSlicer-Linux-flatpak_V2.3.2-rc2_x86_64.flatpak

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

hate when they sell tiny 3d prints for a dollar per gram. literal incredibly overpriced waste.

I print stuff for my friends are organisers for the cost of filament, a friend asked if anyone has a spare birdhouse, she's getting a large 3d printed one for about 3$

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[–] argarath@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

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[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

https://imginn.com/


Ah, the useful website I just learned about.

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[–] exu@feditown.com 11 points 1 month ago
[–] nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Googled my symptoms and it basically came back with "99%, you're compressing these vertebrae/discs and it causes [exactly my symptoms]." So it's just getting old! Woo!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 4 points 1 month ago

it was blank sorry.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

8xFwlyYJArwt%sKjx9zQLycJUQgkBnXMFa!eEp920KY53v!Zl6Pdo9UENSFI&hj3fVf$r6t5bdMdvKoTDghD0owu3#HEv%GrH6NL$GaiwQFzRx!lrS9r6QS%g%Q#

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nice ex private key you got in there

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine's blank, I think graphene OS clears it after a while

I think that's depends on the keyboard you use (and maybe the permissions). im on GrapheneOS and my clipboard works as a normal android clipboard.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

neurodivertido

wordplay in portuguese combining neurodivergent and funny ("divertido")

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

your clipboard

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Zagam@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

(Name still pending) I’m playing a lightfoot Halfling Battlesmith Artificer. My original thought would be to act as the ship’s engineer and keep people’s gear upgraded. I don’t know if she’ll be on the front line, soaking up chaos like a sponge but I do plan for her to help out however needed.

She does have a steel defender. I still don’t know what that will look like. Either some sort of aerial drone shaped like a jellyfish (I’m picturing the tendrils beign able to move independently and would help with attack or defense or just repairing items) or a large bulldog that she can ride around on.

Background: there’s no mystery or trauma. My character left home because she wanted to go out and see the universe. She comes from a pretty big family (so she’s always going to be running into a cousin in some random place)

But yeah, she’s living life, eating snacks, and doing what she likes the most.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clipboard clears after 5 minutes

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[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

very$3curp@$$w0rd

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