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What an absolute fucking loser.

Thus shitting on every soldier who earned it before him. Way to go asshole... way to go.

This guy is such a fucking asshole.

Seriously, he has surpassed even Ronnie Raygun at this point as far as being the worst president, at least in recent times. I wasn't sure it was possible to surpass the shitstain that is Ronnie Raygun, who up until Pedonald, had objectively the most criminal administration in history.

What a moron!! Give yourself some more medals extreme aged dementia pedo paw-paw

That would be hilarious, he's insane enough to do it.

Fuck this fucking fuckfaced fuck

This is long past being a joke. Its really a nightmare, isn't it?

oh please do it. chefs kiss. the only bright spot from this guy is the way his life is just facade. Not an inch of depth anywhere. no actual love at all. all hate smiles.

PLEASE do this, make sure to have lots of fanfare and a parade!

Also, I recommend promoting yourself to "Super General" and be sure to wear a military uniform with a gigantic hat.

who could possibly be awarded the medal of honor during a time when the US is terrorizing the world?

who could possibly accept it if they were given it?

oh, he's considering giving it to himself. that makes more sense

He probably saw this pic and thought "Oh, I also want to copy that from him!".

The generation that gave us participation trophies and then complains about our generation being given participation trophies.

This fucking timeline....

Is the Medal of Honor enough? Given Trump's qualities, doesn't he warrant some form of higher award that would place him somewhere above all the existing Medal of Honor awardees?

The Medal of Honor has non-gold components. He could make a new medal out of solid gold. And call it whatever he wanted. The Medal of Extraordinary Honor, say.

Next up, he wins the noble prize, the Betty Crocker bake off, and the world series.

Please do it.. just start giving yourself meals for random shit as fast as you can. Do it.

Not that it's in doubt, but this just proves he's fooking loops.

At the end, he'll simultaneously award himself the Medal of Honor, and also give himself a Pardon.

I honestly expected him to have invented some sort of "American Peace and Greatness Nobel"-Prize by now. And award it to himself.

He should give himself the same award Hitler did.

Or he could just call up people who have received it (or their heirs if deceased), and have one of them give him theirs, like he did with the Nobel Prize. Maybe even several of them, so he can brag that he was awarded more Medals of Honor than anyone in history.

Maybe he likes this view.

Yes, the meritorious medal for bravery in the deferment line, the Purple Fart, isn't enough for Generalissimo Trumpo - the new El Presidente of what was formerly known as Venezuela but is now the State of Trumpo (Spanish for "Trump").

His should have four 'F' clusters. For his deferments due to his daddy's money.

Oh please let him do it. Let him build his tacky ballroom, let him put his signature on the money, let him smear his feces on the declaration of independence. Future generations of Americans need embarrassing reminders of what can happen to America, reminders they can't ignore, and at least these don't have a body count attached.

may as well at this point, army will put up with it and donald is already king, time for random coronations like the olden days :/

He's doing everything he can to stay in our minds, sapping our energy like some kind of a vampire.

So we're gonna need to build a Truman show set, with actors (or fucking clones, I dunno) of people in his admin, to literally contain his madness.

Just... yep Donald, yep, you're still the President, and everyone loves you, mhm, yep.

This is certainly morally superior to the reverse, where he is just an insane madman, but... actually in charge of important things.

Quick get hime the FIFA medal of Honor.