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chat I got covid :((
I'm dying here my throat hurts so baddd
on the bright side at least I get a tolerance break from weed at the end of this :P

anyways here's an out of context image from a DougDoug stream last week, probably the funniest stream I've seen from him this year

here is the baby

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[–] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 2 points 9 minutes ago

Penguin world domination imminent

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

You stop smoking weed when you are ill?

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Pakistan being in both the "mutilations and genocide" zone as well as the "dictatorship" zone because the line strikes right though Islamabad.

spoiler

Fun fact, back when Pakistan gained independence, its capital was actually Karachi, which was and still is the largest city in Pakistan.

Recently during the tons of document drops by the US Government, it came out that the CIA's foreign HQ for Pakistan was set up in Rawalpindi, which is where the Pakistani Army HQ was stationed, and is where they built the adjacent city of Islamabad which became the new capital.

It was the one of only a handful of maybe 5-6 cities that had a CIA command center not stationed in the nation's captial lol.

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 49 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Upvoting to ensure more Americans think Australia is a desolate wasteland not worth visiting.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

100% mate, we got drop bears and other venomous mammals. Shits crazy down here!

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they've become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it's not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

they’ll mug ya for a ciggie all right!

[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, I can be pretty fucking venomous when I want to be!

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This inspired me to go find out

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

New Zealand in the "mutilations and genocide" zone?

Should definitely be in the "penguins" zone.

upvoting for the "baby"

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago

I never thought I'd consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 20 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lordziv@lemmy.nz 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Came here to say this, but at least we aren't lumped in with "hell"!

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Not sure "mutilations and genocide" is much better...

[–] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

how to know the server ? I don't get it !

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh, I was just joking. This is the only map that does show New Zealand so there is no need for a community. I apologize for the confusion

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Honestly pedophiles can cover the whole globe.

[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 11 points 13 hours ago

So glad I live in hell.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 52 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Florida is outside of "pedofile" zone, map is invalid.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

i mean, miami is a crossover zone?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

The mutilations/genocide and narcotraffic is caused by pedofhile governments and rich people unstabilizing those regions for few hundred years tbf.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago

Thats with nuance though, this map clearly states it is without.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Hell is looking pretty good on this map.

[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

I live in hell - can confirm pretty good down here.

[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 17 hours ago (4 children)
[–] A_Drusas@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Should obviously loop around the back to be with the penguins.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 55 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

See ya! I’m headed to Penguins country.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 56 points 18 hours ago

🐧: we use arch btw

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago

Australia sounds by far the least hellish from this

[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Probably should include Florida and US Virgin Islands in the Pedofhiles sector.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Most of the USA should also be labeled as hell

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If I wanted to see Reddit content I'd have never left.

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

New Zealand in Narco traffic? Weird. Maybe "heaven"?

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 23 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I'd like to think Canada is just Arctic Narcotraffic, but I haven't studied the Trump-Epstien Files for Canadian content.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I dont think there's that many Canadians actually in there, we just have a lot of people that support the pedophile billionaires in the States so same difference really

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If they’d made it “pedophiles and racists” it would be more complete description of the US and Europe and then Canada would also fit.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Racists" would be just a circle of the whole map.

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

What’s wrong with pedofiles? I just need to gather data on my daily walk. :(

Heeeyyy! Thank you! I’ll be here all day!

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Alright, this isn't really the point, but I've seen multiple times in the last day people using "f" instead of "ph" for any -phile word. Is there something going on with that, or is this just apophenia?

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'd bet it's just further self-censoring for fear of being unalived.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Dear Quincy, popsicles. Specifically the ones called "Italian ice".

Popsicles really are great for being sick with sore throat. They are full of salt and sugar to help get you hydrated and have electrolytes (salt). The coldness helps sooth inflammation.

I stock up on them every summer so I have some for winter cold season.

But they are in stores now. The Italian ice ones seem better because they are a consistent slushy. Whereas the other brands are solid ice.

They are also cheap. Less than $2 for a box.

Also last time I was sick my throat hurt so bad. I went to Dr and they told me to use Flonase. I was like. It's my throat. Not my nose that's in pain. But it's the drip from the nose that causes the throat to hurt. So I got Flonase. Followed the instructions. And my throat stopped hurting within a few hours.

Get some Flonase.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Interesting… I never thought about this but the Middle East are insane about drugs. Cut off your hand type penalties. And maybe this is because they are religious. Or maybe it’s because the oil trafficking cartels (aka their governments) don’t want the competition of drug trafficking cartels. It’s the same reason that some dictators have banned religion: they don’t want any other institutions with power around that they don’t control.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Afghanistan used to be a major heroin producer. So much so that in the 90s, the Taliban gained a lot of local goodwill and support by driving out the poppy plantations and replacing them with wheat. When the US invaded, a lot of those former drug lords became officials in the occupational government, and heroin production skyrocketed again.

The reductive take was that we invaded for oil. But we didn't, it was so we could move crazy amounts of narcotics through Fort Bragg.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

how about mutilations, genocide and narco-traffic? -New Zealand

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