Ummm ...yeah. Nah.
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Can I choose the bear?
1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn't last longer with either
What weighs more, a pound of Mike Tyson or a pound of Lana Rhodes?
Oh thugar, you tho thweet...why don't you thlide on over here and we can kith
I don't think I could take either of them in a fight.
Considering I don't know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I'm just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.
Terrible question.
What’s the reward here?
Getting a TBI or getting laid?
Getting smacked on the face by those big cheeks? Or I don’t know, that woman on the right
I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long
I'll go for Mike. Lana is no longer the prime Lana.
They're both far from their prime.
As a bi.... Neither.
I know for a fact that I can survive a minute in the ring with Mike Tyson. In fact, I bet I could last 5 minutes. Or 10. However long I can pretend to have problems at the ring corner with my team before I concede.
This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.
I'd rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.
... ~220 lbs of Mike Tyson vs ~120lbs of Lana Rhoades?
Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those...
Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?
Possibly goth egg or Elly Clutch
I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.
Yeah, the decline of broadcasting and democratization of media production has splintered culture, even in porn.
Shrooms Q maybe? More of them would probably recognize purplebitch or babyfooji though
What's the difference between porn stars and camgirls?
Distribution rights
Who is running the camera.
The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.
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Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.
Goodass but that's an opinion.
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The real challange starts when Tyson gets erected for you
I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.
How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.
Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.
It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win
Tyson is like 70 dude.
Which still doesn’t mean Logan Paul’s boxing career isn’t total bullshit
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I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?
Depends on the video you're watching
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