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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?

[–] Beethedude@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the difference between porn stars and camgirls?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Who is running the camera.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.

How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.

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[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

Jake forgot that one simple trick.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only get 1 min either way

[–] errer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Nice try buddy! You'll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Goodass but that's an opinion.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think I could take either of them in a fight.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

Considering I don't know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I'm just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

I'd rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

... ~220 lbs of Mike Tyson vs ~120lbs of Lana Rhoades?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.

Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

A pund of feathers.

The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.

[–] hesh@quokk.au 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lana Rhodes has big blobby butt implants

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Would not last 1 minute with either

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'll just take the money.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn't last longer with either

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What weighs more, a pound of Mike Tyson or a pound of Lana Rhodes?

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't really want to hit a woman. But I could kick Lana's ass.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 1 month ago

Are you sure about that? Porn stars are usually in really good shape.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The post implied a boxing match with the girl

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Terrible question.

What’s the reward here?

Getting a TBI or getting laid?

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Can I choose the bear?

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Neither of them are really my type tbh.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I had to google Lana Rhodes.

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