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[–] weew@lemmy.ca 1 points 32 minutes ago

Maybe they should stick to Taylor Swift covers if they're so afraid of anything different

[–] sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They ain't hardcore. Fuckin poser losers.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 36 minutes ago

Hardcore has always had a shitty culture. Stop throwing elbows in my pit.

[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I would like to point out that Banana people are always welcome at Primus concerts. Les Claypool knows how to have fun.

https://youtu.be/3HubVkoGzpY?is=qw3aEFw2id9FE0Qd

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 7 points 2 hours ago

Primus sucks!

[–] kevinsky@feddit.nl 30 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Harcore vocalist on a litteral stage calling somebody out for wanting to be the center of attention and suggesting they should conform is some olympian level bullshit.

The desire for nonconformity is evidently limited to the institutes this band disapproves of.

Hardcore bands and shows and fans are the fucking worst.

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