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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't think I will ever figure out the order to read these things.

Just... Why? Wouldn't you want it to be formatted in a way that's immediately obvious what order to read them?

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

And technical analysis is the astrology of the investing world

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 35 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Statisticians are somewhere between Sociologists and Psychologists according Mathematicians and between Chemists and physicists according to Statisticians.

https://xkcd.com/435/

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

philosophers way to the right of mathematicians saying "oh! I didn't notice you there"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

i'm an economist (basically advanced statistics with weird assumptions).
I'd rank them macro econ > sociology > psych > micro econ > stats > bio > chem > phys > > > math > > > > > > > > > > philosophy

Between chemists and physicists is where I would place them too, as someone with a physics degree.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 9 points 18 hours ago
[–] procrastitron@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If statisticians are mathematicians then so are physicists and engineers.

Using math is different from being a mathematician. Mathematicians discover new mathematical principles, not just make use of existing ones.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah I don't think this is the burn on statisticians OP makes it out to be. Lots of technical disciplines use mathematics, like... all of them I think? I don't know of any field that doesn't incorporate math that isn't purely artistic.

Also why are dentists catching strays?

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Pretty much all art uses math in some form. Usually not a super formal thing but math is everywhere in art. Mostly concerning ratios.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

"Statisticians are the dentists of mathematics" like, they do a very specialised job that a generalist would struggle to perform correctly without their level of specialised training, where performing their duties inadequately or forgoiing their services can completely disrupt the function of various area of life/business?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Statisticians are typically lumped in with mathematicians because Statistics is typically treated like a mathematics course. This isn't really the case with other technical disciplines.

Dentists are catching strays because they're likewise kinda considered "doctors" in a medical sense. They're specialists in their own field that get lumped in with the more general field by a quirk of categorization.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but in the US they aren't "kinda considered" doctors, they are doctors. They have terminal medical degrees and practitioner's licenses same as any other medical practitioner. They're kinda segmented off from the rest of medical practice because of how dentistry evolved alongside other historical healing practices, but they are doctors.

Second, is statistics not a branch of mathematics? The courses I took on probability and statistics were taught by the math department. I don't see how it can't be. Is it "pure" math? Depends on how you define pure but probably not. Is it "easy" math? Arguably some of it is, though I think people who think stats is an easy science probably aren't very good at it. All that I get. But the idea that it is (uniquely among technical disciplines) "not math" is... confounding to me.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Statistics results change based on the lens through which you interpret the data. Pure math doesn't do that. Assigning probabilities is arguably pure math, but assigning error bars is purely subjective. It's more a reflection of the subjective selection and definition processes than of the underlying probabilities.

[–] kuerbiskernoel@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago

Assigning probabilities is arguably pure math

Not even that is pure math. It depends on your prior knowledge, for example if you think one event is more likely. On the other hand if you don't include prior knowledge/assumptions like one event being more likely you're implying that the prior knowledge behaves in a way that makes your combination of probabilities and data the way it is (for example a flat prior, aka every event has the same likelihood, but in some cases it gets even weirder and would effectively force an absurd prior, so you typically just avoid that by defining some prior knowledge beforehand).

assigning error bars is purely subjective

I don't know where you got this idea from but it is incorrect. Error bars are used to indicate uncertainty in measurements and they are used to indicate confidence (or lack thereof) in those measurements. Measurement is hard, and precise measurement is harder, so engineers of all stripes use error bars to indicate how precisely their data have been recorded. It's not just a stats thing.

also this:

results change based on the lens through which you interpret the data

happens in every field, including pure mathematics. Look up the axiom of choice if you would like a lot of further reading about the implications of interpreting mathematics through that particular lens. Much as we may long for a "purely objective" language of the universe, free from the limitations of human interpretation, we haven't discovered it yet. The best we can do for now is try to make good assumptions and build from there.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

And they make more money because their liability insurance is a hell of a lot cheaper

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What's funny is statisticians are generally the ones determining insurance payouts.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

kind of, but you're looking at the wrong end. we're talking like 1600 a month for a policy instead of 12000 (some reasonable numbers from 15 years ago i'm pulling out my ass). 20k a year instead of 150k, just for your practice's liability and malpractice insurance, all because you have the patience to stick your hands in people's mouths (which most medical practitioners don't).

also i don't know if dental drills have changed, but wear ear pro when you use one if you're a dentist, DA or hygienist. the brief time a patient hears it won't damage their hearing (much if at all), but all day every day? My dentist friend is profoundly deaf in the ear that faces toward patients thanks to his drill. that's a risk to one's self most medical practitioners aren't willing to assume.

i tell anyone who wants to go into medicine, doesn't know the field they want, and wants to make a lot of money to shadow a dentist for a week. tell them you want to go into dentistry and they'll get excited (they might be able to sell their practice to you and retire once you're out of dental school). at least that was my experience. I don't like putting my hands in other people's mouths.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And by extension, so is a cashier.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] somebody_to_love@lemmy.today 7 points 19 hours ago

This is a very very very good analogy

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who has taught both mathematics and statistics in his life the real difference boils down to proof Vs evidence.

The mathematician is uncertain because Gödel showed no system can prove its own consistency. Proof is (generally) rigourous enough that this is the main issue; once it has been proven (assuming your axioms are good), it's considered true.

The statistician is uncertain because they work with samples rather than the population. There is also the issue of inferring causation even if your sample isn't unrepresentative. With statistics you're always building evidence, but you can never have concrete proof via statistical methods alone.

Also fun fact, given that there is more than one type of mathematics (e.g. platonist Vs intuitionistic), some giving different answers to the same question (excluded middle/trichotomy on the reals), and all of which are equiconsistent, we realise that mathematics really is just a branch of philosophy (i.e. what axioms are you willing to believe).

[–] Usernume@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Everything is philosophy, ultimately

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 21 hours ago

"statistics" can mean two things: it's a field of mathematics, and it's also the application of that field to the real world.

There are many theorems in statistics: the central limit theorem, the proof of the t-test, for example. This is maths.

But if what you're doing is assuming a certain real distribution is normal, or testing for normality of real data, that's not maths any more.

Just like calculus is real maths, but once you're solving real integrals for real scenarios, you're doing science.

[–] clifmo@programming.dev 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Then who are the chiropractors?

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Economists, money math is pretty much make-believe

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Economists are fantasy writers whose entire purpose is maintaining the falsehood that upholds the wealthy getting to have so much wealth. Much like lawyers whose entire job is upholding the rights and privileges of property owners

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

7 out of 5 statisticians say yes

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I am oscillating between "math is just applied philosophy" and this.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Statisticians in reality are programmers, typically using R or Python to run models. You only ever touch math in undergrad.*

There's a long tradition of skipping hard math, though-- ever have a stats class that has you looking at a t-table for a critical value? That's because it gives us a cutoff to use instead of calculating a p-value (which is hard).

*Note: statistics majors in PhD programs still need the hardcore math. Matrix algebra, calculus, etc. Who else is gonna make the packages we use?

[–] mephiska@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I took statistics with Roger Purves. I distinctly remember him saying that stats wasn't "math" in his intro lecture.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hehe, I mean I'm forced to teach by-hand statistics to undergraduates and we have to do... arithmetics. Multiplication. Division. Square roots!

It's a pretty established truth that we don't really do math. Lol

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Or the surgeons, who started off as glorified barbers, and to this day don’t get the title of doctor, even though “brain surgery” and “open-heart surgery” are metaphors for tasks requiring extreme skill

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

What? That must be a thing in other countries. Here in the USA all surgeons are doctors.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 1 points 16 hours ago

True, although the ones I know did have the medical qualifications and associated title of 'doctor' and then renounced it when they qualified as surgeons, since it's traditional for them.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are they constantly contradicting the advice of the rest of the mathematicians?

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mathematics is a search for absolute truth, as proven from axioms.

Meanwhile, this is said about statistics: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And even when used in good faith, statistics tends to move toward approximate truth. Statistics can tell you the exact chance that you'll pull a red marble out of a bag of other marbles, but until you actually pull the marble, it still can't tell you exactly what color marble you'll pull. Run the experiment again, and it may turn out differently next time. You never get absolute truth, only percentage approximations.

Very different than other types of math, yes, where 2+2 is always 4, and you can know it for absolute certain in every case for all of time.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stats is technically math but it's the softest math you can imagine. A huge amount of it is data collection and interpretation. It works different parts of your brain, requires different skills than pure math

Statistics is a sociological discipline that is based mostly on mathematical models. Choosing your interpretation, and data collection methodology, typically means much more than the math you do on the data.

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

And then some

[–] ThoGot@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

That's why I was happy that my math course in uni was just 90% statistics