You had me at homes.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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Where is my pronoun bike garage?
I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.
Bi-cycles for everyone!
fingerguns
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I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”
Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen
Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife
Oh yeah? Well i wanna .. boy. .. my fuckwife.. dammit you guys already took the good ones
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I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule
"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"
Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?
i'm not a beeologist or a methodist but i'd think so
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Cleaned version
Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?
No, it's not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.
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OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.
It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post comment you are referencing.
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When do I move in?
Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)
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Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅
I wish I had a gay room.
My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.
Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.
A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.
Where's the litter box?
Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3
It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.
Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.
A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho
Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.
So, where is the prostate massage basement?
We live in Florida, so no basement. We've relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.
I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.
Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.
So the closet is that were we store the Gay?
Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.
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damn roomba sent my floorplan home again
Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.
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