I have a body, antibodies sound dangerous
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Having a body sucks gimme the antibodies
So here's something that boggles my mind a bit here. So these idiots have been talking about how the COVID vaccine was dangerous, unproven, and untested and that COVID was a bio-weapon from China, established fact with these people.
Right now quite a few of my more MAGA in-laws are straight up shooting untested, unproven, unverified peptides from China and going on about how it's the best thing ever.
It's American stupidity at its finest here.
they did that before as well. it's just about being edgy and against whatever is recommended by somebody who actually knows their shit.
shoot yourself with small bullets to build an immunity to big ones
What if we weaken the virus with mercury?
As a pharmacy worker who is under a lot of pressure to push vaccines hard (and happy to oblige), I'm always so tempted to hand out a printout of this study showing that republicans died more from covid than democratics after the covid vaccines started coming out.
I'm sure y'all must feel a lot of self-satisfaction behind that smug smile every time you get the chance to reject the offers, but seriously.. you're just hurting yourselves. It's like dealing with children.
It says ABSTRACT right there on the page! I ain't dumb, that means its not real.
I just view that as natural selection doing its thing. If they want to kill themselves by following what con men say, well, that's no problem for me. But their bad choices hurt their kids and others.
It's your last point that gets to me.
Great study!
I think we should be able to build the antibodies without seeing the virus at all
They'll still chug ivermectin with a bleach chaser while shoving a UV lamp up their bunghole.
That's very old idea.
What if we take a sample of your blood along with sample of virus from your body and use AI to calculate how to genetically modify your leukocytes so they start fighting diseases you have ? Then we will bio print this messenger rna and inject to your body in hope this will cure you.
Small exposure?! What a whimp. Bro I'm virus maxxing. I get blood infusions from my sick homies and than let them throw up in my mouth.
I'm so sick now bro, you can't handle this. Im going to be immune to everything, viruses can't infect dead organs.
Sounds like Mr Burns. I heard he's indestructible. 😆
Careful, measles are a reset of your immunology.
There were literally people doing this during the pandemic. A loooot of them actually died.
Not enough of them though
I was hoping that enough MAGA would die off in the pandemic to prevent Trump from being re-elected
Sadly not
In this day and age, I'm genuinely unsure if this screen cap is a person making a joke, or an anti-vaxxer being oblivious and stupid.
It really could be either one.
That’s Jack “Pizzagate” Posobiec.
The comic? Wait, I thought the artist was a woman, who people got angry at for having an onlyfans?
Jack is a notorious right-wing weirdo, so it's definitely not a joke at antivaxxers' expense, if it's a joke at all
Holy s***, for real?
I came here with exactly the same thought.
Yeah, but so many of those pieces of shit are just grifting assholes. I could totally see him knowing what he's saying and laughing about it to himself as he continues to get rich off of dumb fucks
I'm still trying to figure out what the angle is
- Convince people to die stupidly
- ???
- Profit?
I think it's more that these people see this as another way to reach their intended "audience" so it's not so much that he wants them to be affected in any way by the content of what hes saying, but more "pay attention to me! I'm saying the things you want to hear! (Give me money!)"
Intentionally make someone's life worse, tell them only you can make it better, their life contionusly gets worse, instead of learning not trust you they become dependent on you.
See why Manosphere Incels tell men things like "Stop bathing and you'll get a girlfriend"
Great idea! and we can even inject it under the skin
Will there be enough room there for that and the bleach and UV lights?
No, you idiot. The UV lights go in your ass. DUHH!
Scoop out a little of the horse dewormer paste to make room, you can pack it back in later.
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What if instead of surgery we can put people in temporary comas and very Delicately Cut open parts of their bodies to get rid of things such as Tumors or replace organs Etc.
Got an MMR booster recently. Doctor told me it was a live vaccine and that I’d feel a bit off while my body fought it.
First thing I did when someone asked how the doctors visit went was to respond with “Well, I have measles…”
They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!
They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!
one of us! one of us!
It still has scary needles therefore it's ok to kill innocent people
Give that man a cigar! Nobel Prize material hands down.
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