It would be so funny if one of them strangled Felon Mu$k
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2026
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He already has 'strangled to completion' as a setting, we just need to delay the release time delay.
Optimus, kill Elon.
I know it got weird amounts of dislike for reasons I've not fully understood, but that scene in Neo Yokio where we see that his robot buddy had a pilot the whole time, had me proper bent double laughing more than anything else made that year.
Anyway, I'm expecting a lot of perverts to get some surprises the moment this has its first data leak
Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and 'learns'. It's gonna happen if it hasn't already...
Imagine the water cooler talk in that office....
strangely, fingering buttholes is one of the areas i'd think robots already have experience
This is a feature...not a bug.
Can they fuck off? 😂
Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
If it's built anything like a cybertruck about the best it's gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.
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It can delete all Ai worldwide?
Daily reminder
I miss drawn Disney
I dont. Ever see the original native scene in Peter pan
I mean... Walt's done worse... maybe? Hard to rank these things.
Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.
Why stop at just one pedo?
If a robot has no heart, can we still make it metaphorically throw it's heart out to the crowd?
I'm calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
That's already a thing
https://fortune.com/2026/02/26/humanoid-robot-that-will-do-chores-for-you-robotics-company-1x/
If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.
Household labor can't seriously be more expensive than outsourcing it.
I mean i get the entire point is so the wealthy don't have to intact with us filth.
Knowing this information ruined my whole week.
The real AI: Actually Indians
Any holy shit will they ever data collect the shit out of you
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Kill Elon Musk?
I'd rather have it do everything I don't want.
Did you know it's illegal to say you want to kill the president of the united States? Unless of course I'm telling you so you don't say it
With a mortar launcher. Which is its own sentence. Its actually an incomplete sentence.
Aren't they just remote controlled by actual people. ?
That's been proven.
A handjob is a handjob.
That is the LAST thing I will let a Muskbot grab hold of.
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I can’t wait to have my robot destroy capitalism.
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
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Are they still controlled by a vr headset like they were in the tech demo?
The robot has a chance to do something really funny when it’s on stage with Elon and becomes self aware.
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Butt stuff or regular stuff?
Butt stuff is regular stuff when youre doin' dudes! ;)
Sure, you just need to call the controller in India to let them know what to do.
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