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My diet's been almost exclusively canned chili beans and canned refried beans for the last week and a half. I think I've got to at least have a leg up here.
Is this slop? I can't tell anymore 😭
Casual Shitting: No
Ranked, competitive shitting: Yes
is Chipotle considered doping? looking for a clean win
You're not getting anything clean if you're eating Chipotle.
How many kurics?
I challenge you to a game of battleshits
We used to hang battleshit maps in the volunteer toilets at some festivals. When you drop one, you can call out a square, and anyone who hears gets hit.
It's the most fun when winners and losers get the most minor prizes, like not having to stand up to get a drink in the evening.
TIL I’m an athlete.
That's a shame, I prefer PvE cooperative pooping with friends which is already bad enough with season play. Plus, it's probably pay to win (gacha 5 star toilet paper is so OP!).
It's time for the Battleshit!
"Showing Scotland at its best"
Finally......I'm sick of casuals. I can finally show my skills in ranked competitive.
They had one jobbie
What I want to know is, is the competition based on output weight? Output length? Smell? Bristol stool scale? What's the rubric like? Who objectively judges one turd to be better than another and what is their methodology? Did they go to school to be able to determine this, or is this a personal hobby?
Taste of course
Yes, indeed.
Presumably, a bidet.
With competitive shitting, bowling, and darts, you could have a fat-man triathlon.
I'm going for the high score
A Triple Flutterblast?
Finally, TV worth watching.
A super expensive fancy toilet with all the frills.