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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 126 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Don't know about middle schoolers but entire IT industry is laughing at 4 since yesterday.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 3 days ago

here's your sperm

[–] Klear@piefed.world 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] hayvan@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

Oopsie, I wasn't paying attention to what community this was posted on. My bad.

[–] kuerbiskernoel@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] maybemaybehopefully@reddthat.com 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

back in my day the funny numbers were over 9000

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Vegeta! How many scouters did you break on youtube?

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is so much funnier than people on Lemmy will give it credit for

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

They knew all along! Four is bad omen!

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

The polyglot's sensible chuckle of the day.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 3 days ago

4 is the new funny number. Shit crashed hard.

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago
[–] razen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

4 is definetely popping rn

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Why is 4 a meme? I know it has something to do with the php thing that happened but I am not good enough with computer to be dialed in.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 16 points 3 days ago

Not related to the PHP thing. It's e-mudhra incident. They were (yes, they voluntarily shutdown their business) a Certificate Authority (Who sell SSL certificates like Cloudflare or Let's Encrypt). They generated 8 security keys that were something like 4, 8, ... Which can be guessed easily. In effect when you go to your bank's website, how do you know the website is actually your bank and not some scammer pretending to be? Based on the SSL certificate. Usually to prove this, websites use a 384-digit number that cannot be guessed easily by anybody else. '4' is easy to guess and can be used by other people to pretend to be your bank.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

The php vulns were actually completely unrelated

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 9 points 3 days ago
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago