She's a hate preacher, not a "firebrand".
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Oh look, six-time international lap-hockey champion Handy Oakley took a minute off to do something else with her fingers.
“Today we salute the brave men and women who wore our nation’s uniform and defended the homeland. Their sacrifice deserves our gratitude, our respect, and our unwavering support. Never forget those who fought for our freedom. God bless our veterans and the United States of America!”
Sit down and shut up, you vapid bobblehead.
In your first term in Congress, you made 15 anti-veteran votes. Last year, you voted to cut funding for the 49,000 veterans in your district by supporting a bill that guts their health care.
How delicious is it that this complete waste of space was just denied reelection by an actual veteran, the retired Rear Admiral Eileen Laubacher?



Holy shit, this is awesome
Can we stop calling her a conservative firebrand.
She gave her boyfriend a hand job at a children's show.
(a brief pause)
On second thought, I guess that is pretty much on brand for modern "conservatives".
Nevermind....
Yeah, they're throwing the word firebrand around like it applies to her. A firebrand has a cause they champion. What has Lauren Bobert championed lol.
handies in Beetlejuice and supporting Pedophiles.
And vaping THE WEED
Nelson: Haha!

There is a legit chance that a former member of Congress will have an OnlyFans page soon.
People can think about how she was voted out of office and cum twice as hard.

Yep and Meg was way ahead of the MAGA plastic surgery circuit. Damn shame too.
There goes one the intellectual thought leaders of the MAGA movement…
I never even got an offer for a patriotic handjob.
Thought leadener.
In 2023, Boebert and her date were escorted out of a performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver. They were alleged to have been vaping, taking photos and engaging in other disruptive behavior.
That's an interesting way to spell "handjob."
I thought the vaping in a theater and the handjob in a theater were separate incidents?
I saw the video. She was jerkin him like she was pulling up weeds.
She's already on TV explaining what the Republican party needs to do differently. It's hilarious that losers always get the microphone to give advice as if they ever had a clue, Claire McCaskill did the same for the Democrats.
Same energy:

They knew what the right thing to do was the whole time, but they're spineless sniveling toadies to the orange turd, held captive by a mouthbreathing moron cult. The GOP avoids integrity like they avoid washing their hands. Even before donny, republicans wouldn't choose the right thing unless you let them do an even bigger evil thing. Then they go back and loosen the lugnuts on the right thing so it falls apart.
She looks like a first-stage Pokemon of Sarah Palin.
Perhaps she can start another restaurant.
Or introduce her own line of hand-moisturizing cream, specially formulated for musicals.
Beatoff Juice?
Don't say it 3 times or he'll come
Him cuming is Lauren's goal.
''Two hands for seven brothers''
"All that Jizz"
“Fiddler in the Audience”
The hand-cum of the opera.
Stroklahoma
School Of Cock
Les Jizzer Balls
The Book of More Men
M'dildo
So long, Has-Been. See you in the Footnotes.
how was it this close ? ffs :(
Good riddance I guess?
No guessing involved.

Now she can have more time to keep her hands full at the movie theater.
Good news for her is she's probably made enough money off of AIPAC and Russian bribes that we won't hear from her for a while.
More like her racist for re-erection.
Hahaha!
Have they tried turning her OFF and then turning her back ON?
Oops, sorry. I posted on the wrong thread.
To turn her off you need to have sufficient melanin in your skin.
To turn her on apparently you need to take her to a Broadway music.
I'm going to be honest here. I would not kick her out of bed
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
But yah, I'd take that 8 second ride.
