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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Possum. Five possum. I love them.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[–] remon@ani.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Spiders. I have, on more than one occation, collected spiders at work to stock up on the ones that died at home.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Unbelievably based

[–] skye@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I'm a falconer so I've let many raptors into my home and vehicle. Birds have very sensitive lungs so I do give a lot of thought to air quality in those spaces though. No idling cars or near them for a length of time, no candles, no teflon, that kind of stuff.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago

Nice try druid

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not letting anything in my house that's not reasonably certain to be housetrained.

I suppose if it's a short ride or in an outdoor space, anything non-venomous and between the size of a fly and a goose is cool. (Bats are honorarily venomous, because they carry hella disease)

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Growing up, some friends had a house kangaroo. It was afraid of everyone but them. Sometimes when visiting I'd find it on the couch and it'd sorta have a low key "oh fuck people" reaction, get up and hop off.

Edit: There's a nice story of one night the old bloke saw the roo grab and drag the labrador out of the warm spot in front of the fire only to steal the spot for itself.

These people also had a donkey that was welcome in the house.

Rural Australia in the 80s.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Guinea pigs. They are just the best things ever

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Secomding this. My fiancée and I have a standing rule that if we ever find an abandoned guinea pig, we're taking them in. We have spare cages and our two piggies would be more than happy to have another friend.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jam12705@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Had a neighbor's mini donkey escape last year and found it grazing outside our fence line. She lived in our front yard for several days while we searched for her owner. She was a Super chill animal who liked to stand inside a dog kennel we had setup.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

I haven't even met her and I already love her.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I've put turtles in the car several times, to bring them to water. Birds, we've taken to the seabird rescue. I think that's it.

[–] bert_brause@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Elephant. Never met one outside the zoo, but I imagine they would be hard to say "no" to.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

But then you wouldn't be able to ignore the elephant in the room.

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Turtles. I can always trust a turtle.

[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 10 points 2 days ago

It's all fun and games until they bite one of your toes

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Raven if they were going to be chill about it.

[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

They are not chill. They will ransack your kitchen

[–] underreacting@literature.cafe 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Spiders.

They protect my plants from gnats and hide out during the day to not disturb or frighten me. Best roommates I've ever had.

[–] krawutzikaputzi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

So I'm scared of spiders, but if they're chill I'm chill too. So I just let them be and they usually leave me alone. And I hate it when somebody kills a spider, just want somebody else to take the big ones outside for me :-)

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm down with this. I generally leave any spider smaller than a nickel remain where it's at, and the others are placed lovingly just outside the door.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

I have a rule in my house. Do not kill spiders. Reason: If there is a spider, there is something I don't want in my house, it is its job to get rid of it. When the food is gone, so is the spider.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Snakes, as long as they aren't venomous

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Foxes. Which is unfair, as they are basically a mixture of cats and dogs. Also sharks, though that may be hard to do. Not impossible.

[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would second thought the fox. I heard their pee smells terrible.

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Can confirm. The smell level is equal to the cute level.

But on the other hand....

[–] skvlp@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Cat software in dog hardware?

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That’s a Shiba Inu. I know because I have 2 and our previous passed at age 13.

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[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

American Dad...

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ferret. They're awesome pets and blind as hell. If you see one roaming around, he's probably lost.

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[–] Oth@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Probably a capybara, or a cheetah. Both are rather chill animals, and cheetahs are fairly able to be domesticated (and have been multiple times throughout history) at least compared to other big cats.

Both are still a really bad idea, and the latter will probably result in injury or death. After having interacted with two Cheetahs through a rehab centre, I'd be open to try.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

I heard cheetahs aren't technically big cats because they can't roar

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Any animal that doesn't pose a threat?

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Crow and octopus. Both are moderately devious without being prohibitively dangerous.

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[–] Amaranth@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Our house is old. We have spiders. They're not venomous and they're pretty cool. I have to occasionally rescue them from the old farm sink downstairs.

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