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[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 points 28 minutes ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 minutes ago

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

A joint and a laptop

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 hours ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 6 points 6 hours ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A beer and a tablet stylus

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Garden knife and iron skillet.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 54 minutes ago

Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

My computer and my cat

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 10 hours ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] Distractor@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

An e-book and a sofa

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.

😅

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 5 points 11 hours ago

Guilt and regret

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.

[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 85 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I legit want to use that for home defense.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Do you not?

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 points 3 hours ago

It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 16 points 18 hours ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 48 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 55 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 6 points 15 hours ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 31 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

A knife. And another knife.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 18 hours ago

A cat and a bike

[–] ytsedude@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Action keyboard and action mouse.

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