A Mortgage? They must think we're idiots.
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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I feel seen.
Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
Can confirm, username is satirical.
I thought as much, but I can never be sure on Lemmy.
There's some crazy bastards out here in the wild west of the world wide web.
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would've been able to do it.
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It... says it right on the sticker.
I'm mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
A magical smooch that heals all ailments.
Shall I bring the amyl nitrates for after the kiss?
I accept
I... Don't have a mortgage...
Balding thank you very much!
Like we can afford a home
What's a mortgage??
I’m not bald!
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
I'm 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I'm renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can't work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I'm seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Well i see some amyl nitrate...the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy's hands.
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
Balding thank you very much. Also I don't have a mortgage.
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
wtf i'm 22
Hah, joke is on you. I'm balding and I've paid off my mortgage.
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
No, but it's common for Poppers to be labeled as "VCR Cleaner". Poppers if you didn't know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
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Accurate.
I feel personally attacked.
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
Oi! I'm 29 and definitely don't have a mortgage. No don't look at my hairline, it'll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!
Ha, I'm still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
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As a bald male homeowner who just turned 40...fuck.
Edit: I'm bald by my own decision. My genetics made the first move but I flanked it and showed it whose boss.
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I'm in my fifties!
Isn't this more of a being 50 thing?
I wish
I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.
Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.
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