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[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Urge to bomb Cambodia increasing...

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We should simply send Japan in to take over the island

That's not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

We should simply send Japan in to take over the island

Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 6 points 1 week ago

An unorthodox way to correct the geographical travesty of Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe being less than 200 metres from creating the world's only international quadripoint

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if it's upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower

[–] wieson@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

it's over, kim! we have the high ground!

[–] UnknownSoul@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd say we turn it into Korea and Aerok instead

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

Let's split the difference and have some Brits redraw the lines at random, they're great at it!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Where in England are you from?

[–] vane@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Oh, so germany is korea now?

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

obviously because Germany should have done North Germany and South Germany

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Wtf is that second map?! Krefeld?! Mühlacker?! Eilenburg?! Bad Düben?!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Let's leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we'll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they'll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about a striped Korea instead?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol ... Polka Dot Korea

Then again ... isn't that known as electoral districts in the United States

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No we do fractal districts. They get ever more detailed as you zoom in to them. Their border length is theoretically infinite.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

How about stripes?

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

It would surely be much more peaceful. Let's just re-draw the borders and leave everything else. Just look at them spooning lovingly.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 week ago

Parael and Isletine

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio

That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes the lizard god has so decreed it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it's the West Credit Union.

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

English chap here: this looks like a fine idea. Nothing could go wrong.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?

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[–] ksigley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I've read today...

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 8 points 1 week ago

Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

West Korea, best Korea

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Long long ~~man~~ DMZ.

[–] antsu@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 week ago

It's Koreas all the way down.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

East Korea gets all the disputed islands with Japan.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I'd much rather prefer an Inner Korea and an Outer Korea

We're stuck in a rut with cardinal directions

Let's try intercardinal directions,

Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

NCD is leaking again.

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