"500 cigarettes"
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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Why does this alone of all things make me want a drag this long after quitting!? Part of it has to be the curiosity of whether you could even get them all lit.
Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here
Just scale it up to 137.69%
I've once seen a schematic for a 2 cigarettes to HDMI adapter.
gotta bring this up every time i see these
Any % cancer speedrun
You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!
Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.
…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!
This goes hard af
I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍
500 cigs at once and you’re worried about inhaling a little plastic?
Five hundred cigarettes
You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes
Watch me!
Well, Scott's dead, didn't have time for regrets
Cancer speedrun.
Could human lungs even draw that many in?
Yes once
If your lungs are strong enough and fucked up enough you probably could.
Only one way to find out!
500 CIGARETTES
Dammit, you beat me.
463
I count 464
Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.
Gentlemen...
Mentlegen…
You don't really have to 3d print that to be fair.
That looks like the half end of a plastic bottle. Save that money to buy more cancer in a stick.
Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.
Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.
True I forgot that printing 3D plastic makes the plastic toxic. 🙄
Melted plastic, plastic fumes, and microplastic particles already aren't great for you, and 3D-printing introduces a bunch of ways for them to be introduced directly into your body.
I worked in the 3D-printing industry for a long time, and I'm confident whoever does my autopsy is going to get a clown-style poof of confetti.
I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health
Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking
Lung cancer any% speed run
Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption
I just smoke one time a year but it nearly kills me.
It’s 20*6 cigs so 120 to lung. I’ve smoked 40-60 before stopping
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