Sadly I've still never seen any real papers on this being an actual theory.
I still want to believe I'm Ent livestock though.
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It’s because it doesn’t really make sense, plants came before animals. Plants do not need us to survive, but we need plants to survive.
Plants came before moths, but there are some desert plants whose life cycle is dependent on a species of moth pollinating them. How things were in the past influences but isn’t the sole arbiter of how things are in the present or future.
Which isn’t to say that it’s strictly true, I think it serves more purpose as a thinking exercise than a scientific theory. But I don’t think it’s impossible that it’s true, either.
“Some” being a key word there. Plants, as a whole, are not dependent on mammals for their existence.
Yeah, I don’t think the OP was saying every plant in existence is dependent on humans. But crops are, and we’re dependent on them. Co-domestication, I guess.
most of them, but they all can naturalized and go feral and become weeds. plants that are triploid which is artificially induced by people are totally dependant on humans for survival, aka watermelon, cavendish banannas ,,,etc. crops become feral overtime.
the advatange of plants becoming feral, is that most of them have high ploidy numbers for chromosones, rather than the usual 2 copies. some can have 1-20+ copies of thier chromosome., even crops, this allows plants to have copies of genes that can be somewhat detremental, but not affect the plants fitness, because they multiple copies of the same normal gene, those same copies can also evolve to give selective advantage. thats why some weeds or invasive plants are very hard to eradicate. reproduce extremely fast, asexually or otherwise or poisonous which makes them highly resistant to pests.
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We don't need chickens to survive either. It doesn't mean we didn't domesticate them.
Plants need us animals to turn that oxygen they produce back into carbon dioxide for them.
Things change tho, they can “evolve” so to say.
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Consider the Navel Orange. Completely unable to reproduce on its own, yet it has millions of progeny because of people like you!
Every seedless fruit is a testament of how humanity has deviated from its original, seed nurturing purpose.
Navel gazers?
its a clone of a clone, much like the cavendish bannana, and cultivars of watermelons. and apples too.
fun fact, there is actually a cold tolerant wild orange that grows in the wild, the trifoliate orange, but its not super edible because its extremely bitter flesh, and it has thorns, and its more resistant to disease than domesticated oranges.
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I think it's the fungi manipulating all of us.
Look man. Mycelium. It's all connected don't you see? I don't mean clones. They're not clones. Its something else. It's one BIG connection. It's one BIG organism.
And it's MASSIVE. You think it's just a little mushroom on the forest floor. But under that mushroom is a string. A string that connects to another string that may be connects to a root or another mushroom. Then strings with no mushrooms between the trees. And the strings outpace the trees.
So the direction the trees grow in? Isn't decided by the trees, or the larger environment around it at all. It's decided by the mycelium. They grow outward, find the nutrients, and set the conditions for seeds to grow there, and change conditions elsewhere.
The war between fungi and bacteria is an ancient and bloody one.
I don't fear the bacteria. No. They can colonize and grow resistance to antibacterials produced by the fungi and chemists. But fungi? Fungi can communicate. Fungi can parasitize. Fungi can grow in radiation contaminated environments.
They are the dominant lifeform on this planet.
And if you still don't believe me, wait until you inexplicably have a yeast infection despite practicing hygiene taught at a super young age. That itch. That pain. It's a higher evolved organism consuming everything.
First we had !NotKenM, now we need !NotStamets.
If all the yeast in our bodies’ microbiomes could coordinate together to take us over, we’d be so screwed.
That top sentence has a bunch of flavor text. Livestock implies they're intentionally being kept as livestock. Plants aren't sentient. That's like saying evolution is intentional.
Keep in mind that "Welcome to Nightvale" is a Lovecraftian comedy podcast set in the fictional town of Nightvale
I mean it's true... but there's a pretty reasonable case that humans aren't sentient. We think we're doing shit for a good reason but at the end of the day on a large scale we're just going through the motions of what our environment leads us to do.
This is why I don't like determining an organism's value based on how "sentient" it is. I prefer to admit that I treat dogs and pigs better than carrots and fish because I empathize with them more, entirely of my own bias. I don't think I have any more or less value than a blade of grass; we're both products of happenstance just running our programming, and we won't be around long.
Plants aren’t sentient.
That's what Big Vegan wants you to think!
Plants aren’t sentient by our understanding of sentience there’s evidence that they communicate via the mycelium network and give their own offspring more nutrients than others. That‘s the two I can think of without googling
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I thought it was fungi, as they are the ones breaking both plants and us down, are the oldest of all of us, both feed plants and us, etc.
I thought fungi was relatively new - which is why we have coal?
I am very happy to be corrected
Fungi are older than literal roots. The first land plants relied on them for nutrient exchange before evolving a radical system. My mind was blown away during a presentation by Dr. Toby Kiers about the latest research on mycorrhizal networks. They directly imaged nutrients moving both ways through those narrow filaments! Which is impressive on its own, but completely mind-fucked me when I noticed they were in real-time. https://www.spun.earth/networks/mycorrhizal-fungi
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Until we have evidence for a higher sentience from plants this is just how living organisms develop and evolve alongside other organisms who they have a symbiotic with.
So it's a symbiotic relationship...
yeah, thats what she said...
I prefer to serve trees and plants rather than CEOs
no one tell trollivier about the Central Executive Organism, that giant tree that is like a million trees and fungus
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If we are being ruled by our crops it would have to be corn and not trees, unfortunately. Trees would be much better overlords I think.
They (the predecessors of cyanobacteria) started with a clean slate/with an oopsy of oxygen overproduction that wiped the board.
The first recorded genocide.
The most successful organism on earth is wheat
~~You might say they're... Bread for success~~
Never mind, sorry I hate it
What are signs of 'species domestication'?
For anyone interested: Welcome to Night Bale is a great horror/surrealist podcast. Definitely recommend
Go see the redwoods and you'll know for sure this planet belongs to the trees
Then the redwoods should be sending aid to the Amazons, because they are losing hold.
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Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around
An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced
Now I must take their medicine
spoiler
the medicine is drugs.
Explains why we can't stop emitting carbon dioxide.
Just posting Human Domestication Guide on main smh
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