Oh is the stupid piece of shit lil tommy tooberville speaking? Hey look, the more he opens his mouth, the more shit falls out of it! look! Wow! What a completely unhinged fucking moron. I weep for our future.
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He's right... but wrong person...his dumbass is the enemy of the people
His entire state has less people than NYC.
So many republicans are smart people pretending to be folksy morons. Tuberville is the genuine article.
Let's face it, the enemy is, in fact inside the gates. It's painted orange, and it's shitting its pants whilst sitting in the whitehouse fantasizing about little girls (when not in a dementia fever dream).
Apart from this Alabama douche being an asshole, the concept of swearing on a book of fables needs to go away.
But, it's always funny to me when Christians and Muslims fight over their religions, it's like two 3 year olds arguing which power ranger is more powerful....
“My dad could beat up his dad”
- kid with the same shitty dad who neither have met
If he keeps to his Oath, he can swear on whatever book he wants.
Maybe that is why US politicians lie so much, the bible is the problem /s
Personally if I ever need to take an oath, I am doing it on a copy of the 7 tenets of the Satanic Temple.
That or Small Gods by Terry Pratchett.
If I'm ever sworn in to something, I want it to be on a VHS recorded copy of the "Drumhead" episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. If that isn't available, "Measure of a Man" is also acceptable.
Why VHS?
Because it feels right.
When we swore an oath to protect The Constitution upon enlistment in the military, we didn't use anything. Probably a good idea since I doubt that every MEPS branch wants to have several hundred holy books on hand, JIC.
This last time Trump didn't swear on a damn thing.
Why do we talk about Alabama like it's a serious place?
Alabama is rated at the top for businesses to move in, because they openly fuck over their citizens. They're rated at the bottom 5 for quality of life and healthcare. 1 in 5 kids in Alabama live in poverty. They have the highest in infant mortality rate, higher than most countries.
Also high crime areas. Not to mention they continue to cut the budget for their environmental funding.
Alabama is pretty much a pro-business, anti-life state.
They are very proud but objectively...
If Tuberville is against it, there's a near 100% change this is good for average working people and bad for billionares.
Tuberville is such a stereotypical redneck moron... Just looking into his eyes makes you feel like you're looking at a 15W light bulb in an empty fridge.
He's not just a moron with no relevant education, he's also an actively evil racist who defrauded investors for millions, refused to do his job in the senate, uses the Tuberville foundation to laundry money and bribes, backed the Trump insurrection attempt, voted against same sex marriage legislation in 2022, and sponsors anti trans legislation.
He's the human equivalent of a ham and mayonnaise sandwich in a kkk hood.
Tuberville, you've been here all along
Can't believe that my senator is this fucking stupid. A walking stereotype. Hopefully he loses the race for governor. If he wins, he might even manage to be worse than Ivey.
Ive never lived in Alabama, but as a woman in the military who was around for the damage he did weaponizing a pro-life rhetoric, I'm so sorry for you.
I really dont believe he's dumb. I believe he's straight up evil and thats so much worse. I also hope he doesnt win governorship of Alabama. Good luck out there my friend!
Yeah. Pretty sure a decent chunk of the reason he won was because of his record as a fucking college football coach. Not sure how that was supposed to transfer over to skill in politics, but it's what the people wanted. Alabama is pretty backwards in most ways. He does seem rather evil, but he also seems rather unintelligent, don't think he's ever come up with his own talking point or dogwhistle.
I can definitely believe a senator from Alabama is this stupid.
Clearly Mamdani should have been sworn in on the John Adams Quran.
Nah the Jefferson Quran with all the miracles and references to Allah removed.
Tommy Tuberville, You don't want to mess with The Zohran.
LOL, what a stupid hick.
Yes, enemy is inside the gates working a POTUS.
The enemy has been inside the gates since 2016. As if this year- it’s calling from inside the house.
They were inside before. Trump only sped up the process, the evil was brooding since forever.
Not the colored one, though. The white one.
Tuberville is trying to goad a violent MAGAt to try something.
Cry some more ya fucking snowflake.
I had a sociology teacher that is Muslim rant about (circa 2010) prejudices relating to how violent the text in the Quran is. Argued that the book should be re-written. However this was also a person who argued that schools should swap teachers and force them to grade each other’s test.
Then I took a class on religions in North America and learned that teacher had a history of getting Muslim students who they claimed learned more about their own faith practices in that class than before they had been enrolled.
Islamophobia is rampant in the west and no one wants to combat it.
All the Abrahamic religions are violent and oppressive and no one wants to combat it either.
Please don't hold water for the narrative that Israel is representative of Judaism as a whole
It is certainly empowering them. Same way Islam is empowering Iran and Christianity is empowering the far right in America.
There are peaceful people despite those religions, but not because of them. Our peaceful and cooperative nature comes from our biology and societies.