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UPDATE -- I found the original website and it's even better than we thought.

https://denmarkification.com/

Part 2 - This was started in Feb 2025 when tRump first proposed taking over Greenland.

https://apnews.com/article/denmark-greenland-california-75f1521f32871069e9840069e829e4dc

What began as a joke on social media has snowballed into one of the most talked-about political satire campaigns in Europe this year. More than 200,000 Danish citizens have now signed a viral petition proposing that Denmark buy the U.S. state of California, a tongue-in-cheek response to former U.S. President Donald Trump’s past interest in acquiring Greenland.

Under the fictional proposal, Californians would be welcomed into the Kingdom of Denmark with a package of benefits that reads like a parody of Nordic governance. The petition promises “rule of law, universal health care, and fact-based politics” as immediate perks of Danish administration.

To underscore the absurdity, the organizers also pledge a lifetime supply of Danish pastries for all 39 million residents of the state. The petition’s website jokingly notes that while Denmark cannot solve every problem, “we are very confident about pastries.”

The satirical plan goes further, outlining a full cultural “Denmarkification” of the West Coast. Los Angeles would be rechristened “Løs Ångeles,” while Danish-style cycling infrastructure would spread across cities more famous for traffic jams than bicycles.

Even California’s most iconic institutions are not spared. Disneyland would be rebranded as “Hans Christian Andersenland,” a nod to Denmark’s most famous storyteller, Hans Christian Andersen. The petition cheerfully asks readers to imagine fairy tales replacing cartoon mascots, and even suggests that Viking helmets might become standard park attire.

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[–] Minimac@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

I should moving to Denmark because I’m part of Denmark so fuck America!!!!

[–] goombakid@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Take the whole west coast. OR and WA are sick of this BS too. Hell, take HI as well!

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can they buy Arkansas instead? We need a state government that respects the bodily autonomy of women, and I'd appreciate operating under Danish national law rather than a federal government run by Trump.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

I'm not sure you we should be subjecting Denmark to the people of Arkansas

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

a package of benefits that reads like a parody of Nordic governance. The petition promises “rule of law, universal health care, and fact-based politics”

That’s not even a parody, just daily life in the nordics contrasted with the US.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I would be inclined to listen to their trade offers of California. I would also offer Minnesota to Canada for a future draft pick.........

[–] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

We'd like Hawaii for a First Round Pick in 2026 and a Second Round Pick in 2027

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 13 hours ago

I'm not sure about the countries and what they do. Is Norway running Denmark? Will this finally get trump the Holland Peace Prize? /s

[–] razen@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

I as an Asian support this deal. Please go ahead with it.

[–] rageagainstmachines@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

Count me in for being absorbed by Denmark!

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I was about to say, "past interest"!? How naïve the article writer was a year ago...

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

Yup. Just saw articles from Feb 2025.

Good thing is they're up to 285k now!

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think it's psychologically important for Denmark to own California

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why is it even part of the US? Just because some ships have been landed there? Well, danish has landed there too.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

They should just sail a ship into Los Angeles and plant their flag.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 9 points 21 hours ago

It's psychologically important for me to, the change would be of immense psychological benefit to me.

[–] aleph@piefed.social 154 points 1 day ago (7 children)

As a spokesperson for CA citizens, we'll take it! Please and thank you.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Colorado has introduced a buy one get one free deal with California!

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 72 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Only if they take Washington and Oregon too.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a WA state resident, we require inclusion in the deal. In fact, you buy 1 California and receive a complimentary WA state for free! Act now, and receive a special-one-time Oregon while supplies last!

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If it were up to me Canada would buy us. I heard their getting China EVs soon.

[–] Someone@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No, too many Americans, we'd be a minority in our own country. I think we'd all be happy to visit Washington, Oregon, and California again and more often than before if it didn't require travelling to the US though.

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 29 minutes ago

What if we only let the non Tesla drivers stay and purge the Tesla drivers from Washington? It would be a good filter and less people. Deal?

An overland route between Mexico and Canada that doesn't go through the US, that could be interesting.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new Danish overlords!

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh damn, don't tease me with a good time. I'm not a rich man, but I'd make a donation to help pay for the purchase.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 6 points 13 hours ago

I will gladly move to California ahead of the purchase.

Quite honestly Trump could tout this as a win. Huge buyout and they get rid of a bunch of uppity liberals.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All sales of California include a complementary Washington State, and yes, it's mandatory.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Oregon and Hawaii too

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Texas or Florida would have been a much more appropriate choice. Trump doesn't even like California.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 16 hours ago

yea but I'm sure it's worth more than most states

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 24 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

No one wants to buy Florida.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

Let's just push Florida into the Gulf

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

I don't know. Is there a country of Shreks out there somewhere? They might want to buy the thing.

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Maybe he'll just give it away then

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago
[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Hey listen: California is vital for Denmark's security, for some reason. Also, the Danish prime minister was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, so that means that they're going to invade us if we don't comply with the sale.

Don’t tempt us with a good time.

Also, can you take MA too? We have lots of neat bioscience stuff, tons of universities, and a similar dislike of orangeboi.

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Canada wants to buy Minnesota. They seem like our kind of people.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Shit, wait for me to get there first!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Frankly, I'd like to move to Denmark or Greenland, but they'd probably be understandably suspicious of me.

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