I'd probably try because I'm strong-headed like that but halfway through I'd just walk out.
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1 or 5, others look exhausting tbh
Ill take the train.
1 and 10 definitely...
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
1 if ozzy is alive.
2 is ok, brewstew might have some stories worth hearing.
3 might go well, would probably go very wrong.
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I don't know what Ferris did to have to sit next to durst.
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Hell yes, just to talk shop with Smith and Mewes.
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Haven't watched Pretty Derby, prob not for me
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House and GTA, hell yes
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Don't watch Cr1tiKal, and I think ash would be annoying, but petting his pokemon might be fun
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If lemmy was alive, maybe, don't know anything about bbno$
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Don't watch konosuba
I'd say 10 that was I get to be as close to the corpse as possible from the corpse. I'd ask goddess to show her water tricks
Next to House. Duh.
6 so I can kick House’s chair.
6 would be him kicking yours?
Oh fucking hell, could you imagine house on this plane? Esp with ASH behind him?
4
I'm not Felix's type, and Break Stuff is one of my favorite songs XD
I interpreted it as Felix was gonna get groped and you're right there watching
I don't think Felix is Durst's type XD
Plus, I prefer aisle seats
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
'So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?'
I’m paying to upgrade
Honestly... Neither side completely suits me.
9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
I'm not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they're great in very different ways lol
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
7, if house is awake he is probably more interested in the biology of living anime characters in front of us. If I do draw his attention somehow, I probably have some health condition I want to know about.
Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin' it in my tool shed... but what are the odds?
This flight is already going to smell awful, but I'd imagine that 2, 9, & 10 will have the strongest smells.
5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
7, for sure. House doesn't want to talk, I don't want to talk, we're cool.
Easy 7
4 seems chill, unless whoever the window seat is changes that. There's also a morbid curiosity to the result of sitting in 6, it might just be entertaining enough to be worth it.
The window seat is the singer from Limp Bizkit, who I am told is actually a pretty pleasant person IRL
Of all of the musicians I'd assume are super pleasant to interact with in public Fred Durst is not one of them, but honestly I'm happy to hear that
I know, right?
100% this plane's crashing.
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 please go god 4 4 4 please. Best cat boi. 9 is also fine because bbno$ is really chill.
Mraow~! 4 fr :3
Honestly number 1 seems fine. They’d probably just listen to their podcasts and sleep.
Plus you get a window seat.
tbh, I don't know who most of those people are. I'm just going by "yay, window seat"
I'll just stand
Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.
I'ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they're both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.
Bbno$ also seems chill af
6 and 10 😌
5 no question, we would have so much fun
$15 little man.
I'm guessing it would be with their characters, so they probably smuggled weed into the plane and will be involved in various other capers. But still, looks like the best choice.
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