Does the President get to use the Secret Service, because that seems unfair
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they both are predators, but one is also an alien.
True
the other is crossbred with a pumpkin or umpa lumpa
I'm not entirely convinced Trump is from this planet as well.
Let's just call them immigrants or undocumented. "Illegal" just makes them sound like rapists and murderers.
also, being undocumented isn't illegal. existing isn't a crime.
Yeah a lot of people don't realize that being in the U.S without like asylum status or a green card, work visa, whatever. ... Yeah it's not illegal.
You can get in some trouble in the form of deportation and restricted from coming back.
But on the books. It's not illegal.
Thats what the magas don't get either. "Well they shouldn't have been here illegally"
They weren't. No one is here illegally because there are no laws against it. Just regulations.
This is also why it actually is illegal to arrest them and put them in prisons or long term camps just for being undocumented. That's kidnapping and illegal imprisonment.
shithole country
Also, being an alien is not any sort of wrong. People going through the formal authorised pipelines are also aliens.
Somehow people have heard the term "illegal alien" and have decided that they can drop the word "illegal" and retain the same meaning.
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
Wish ya werent so fuckin awkward, bud
Well, I suggest you let that one marinate, bud
Pull yer finger outta yer ass
Fuck you Reilly! Your mom shot cum across the room, killed my Siamese fighting fish! Threw off the ph balance in its aquarium!
Fuck you, Shoresy!
GIVE YER BALLS A TUG YA TIT FUCKER
The meme drag pedophiles so hard, you barely notice that it dehumanizes refugees to the same degree.
I agree, this is basically an attack at many individuals.
Atleast, the meme mentions "sex offenders" which is more accurate than pedophilia.
the only funny bit is the movie reference. that idea as a concept is dystopian as fuck
Would it be in bad taste if I, an american citizen since birth, dressed up as mexican and helped?
Every participating undocumented immigrant can enlist the help of a US citizen in a Phone A Friend style team up.
Yes, but entertaining, so we'll allow it.
Just leave your ID at home and pretend you don't know English. What are they gonna do, background check you?
say somthimg bad about trump automaticlly revokes your citzenship thanks to peter "pervert" thiel
you mean everyday workers hunting those masked ICE pedos ?
how do we donate toward making this real ?
Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻
It's shocking how the mental capabilities lemmy users is so painfully low that they're literally incapable of digesting a simple meme like this. The fact that so many are taking it seriously is concerning.
I'd help too.
I'd rather watch kids falling off of bikes
Still less dystopian than what the government's actually doing lol
And itll be violent enough it can count as a naturalization process!
Love it but let's just call them immigrants?
It wouldn't be a reference to the film then. I don't think it's meant to be disparaging.
I do find it funny that we're all up in arms about people being called illegal immigrants in the US but nobody seems to notice that MOST of the world has closed borders, maximum stay durations for non-residents, etc.
I will preface the rest of the comment with the following disclaimer: While I do believe in immigration controls, I AM NOT TRYING TO JUSTIFY ICE.
Obviously what ICE is doing is fucked up on a level of its' own and nobody should be forcefully deported without due process EVER, much less to a concentration camp in a random ass country, but at the same time, I think we can still differentiate between legal and illegal immigrants? And legally speaking, it's got nothing to do with race. The right wants you to think that latinos == illegal immigrants == criminals whereas there are plenty of white illegal immigrants (I've had a family member migrate to the US a long time ago and overstay their welcome and we're literally mayo colored) and most latinos are legal immigrants and most illegal immigrants aren't criminals either.
Either "illegal immigrants" needs to lose its negative and racial connotations, or there needs to be another term for people who are in the country illegally, but aren't actually actively committing crimes or anything, because such people will always exist, and there should be clear cut paths for residency for them, as well as humane paths to exit the country if they don't want to become permanent residents or aren't eligible for some reason. And the distinction between legal and illegal/undocumented immigrants needs to exist because... There are records about the former, they pay taxes, etc, but usually the latter don't pay taxes. They for sure don't in my country, they're hired without a contract and paid in cash. They aren't part of censuses. They don't receive benefits they should be eligible to if they were here legally.
I'm not talking about refugees either, I'm talking about people who come here for work, get paid near minimum wage for hard work that a citizen/resident would get paid at least twice as much for and the employer would have to pay taxes for. They get a raw deal themselves, they mess up the labor market for everyone else (hire an Estonian for 2000€ a month contractual monthly wage, he only gets ~1660 and you have to pay a total of 2676 (because taxes exist on both sides of the employment contract) OR hire an undocumented Ukrainian, pay him 800-1000€ and give him and 3 of his mates an apartment to live in that you pay a total of 500€ a month for). I used Ukrainians for the example not because of war refugees, but because at least before the war, I knew about more than one small-time employer using undocumented Ukrainian laborers.
There absolutely are issues that come from illegal immigration and just ignoring their existence doesn't help anyone. Instead the goal should be to help them become legal immigrants. And as much as it sucks, fully open borders would suck for any moderately wealthy country. Capitalists are gonna capitalist and if you suddenly increase a country's workforce by a huge amount, well, salaries for everyone are going down. Immigration controls are, in fact, kind of an artificial scarcity on the workforce. Obviously skilled labor from abroad is beneficial for an economy, particularly experts that are hard to train, but you also don't want to suddenly increase your workforce by 10% a year or something because of open borders. Salaries for everyone will go down FAST.
Damn, that would be aces.
Let's let them start in DC.
After seeing that betting site prediction about Trump mentioning Allah a second time, nothing can phase me for this year. (Maybe even until 2028 or his funeral. Whichever comes first)
I've heard ICE described as a method by which the unemployed might persecute those who still held jobs.