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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 155 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is a children's book with that title that my kids liked when they were small. Thanks for the memory prompt!

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What are you doing with that person's kid's book?

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[–] ___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

From the book:

A is for Aisle

B is for Bdellium

C is for Czar

D is for Djibouti

E is for Ewe

F is not for Photo, phlegm, phooey, or phone

G is for Gnocchi

H is for Heir

I is not for Eye

J is for Jai Alai

K is for Knight

L is not for Elle

M is Mnemonic

N is not for Knot

O is for Ouija

P is for Pterodactyl

Q is for Quinoa

R is not for Are

S is for Seas

T is for Tsunami

U is not for You

V is for Five

W is Wren

X is for Xylophone

Y is not for Why

Z is for Zhivago

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[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Or for psychology

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I was getting angry reading this.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] saddlebag@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

We’re still doing “phrasing”!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I started off nonplussed but by the time I got to the end I was mildly amused.

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Lol - "Q as in Queue" hahahaha I bet someone thinks this is official enough to use.
I hope someone uses this, religiously, for life. :)

Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
India
Juliet
Kilo
Lima
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa
Quebec
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
Whiskey
Xray
Yankee
Zulu

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

After having to learn these for work years ago, my life got a lot easier. Bad phone call? Phonetics, precise radio comms.? Phonetics. Just works, should be taught in every school.

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[–] orenj@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its cute that romeo and juliet live forever in the phonetic alphabet like this

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If Q as in Queue bothers you, you better check what C stands for.

Same for D. And Y. And W.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 week ago

As someone who had to learn the actual NATO alphabet, if I look too hard at this, I'm likely to give myself a stroke.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I will always use "M as in 'Mancy'"

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

This is diabolical. Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alfa
Balfa
Calfa
Dalfa

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I just realized the irony in "Phonetic Alphabet" phonetically starting with the "F" sound

[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 1 week ago

They really phoned it in when naming it.

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[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

fanfiction phonetics

I made this phonetic alphabet for the information age

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

information age

How many of these characters predate it by several decades?

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[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

W for why and Y for you is delightful

[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Double-U for the letter D. It's an absolute mess.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

C for cue and Q for queue! Evil genius.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This makes me irrationally angry. Well done!

[–] wieson@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Didn't know Englishers skipped the T in tsunami

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most of them do, yeah. You may hear a bit of a “tongue click” or something with others first before the “s”. A lot of first-language English speakers seem to really struggle when they see two consonants together that they haven’t previously encountered.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Because Tsunami Three already happened and Tsunami Five hasn't happened yet

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[–] wal_kr@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

posted before, but this is still my go-to:

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Counterpoint: isle starts with the expected I sound so it’s 50/50 odds of getting I correct with aisle/isle. E being Eye and I being Ian (Ee-an) is actually more disruptive.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

P pneumonia G gnu K knees

I used to do this all the time when I worked at a call center.

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[–] Slapplebags@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I helped design the original, always funny to see it out in the wild. Also llama would've been a better option for lima.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reading this made my left eye twitch. Good job.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeneryHawk@europe.pub 12 points 1 week ago

Sugma balls!!

Haha, gottem

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clear, informative, and concise. Let's roll this out immediately.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago
  • E: Ewe
  • H: Hugh
  • U: Uyghur
  • Y: Yew
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

M as in Mancy

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

NCD is leaking again. Someone get the 100mph tape.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Now that's a quality shitpost lol

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

this is so evil 🤣🤣🤣

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I is for "imagine"

M is for "me"

A is for the letter "a"

G is for "gee!"

I is for..."imagine"

N is for "nice"

E is for "Egad!"

I said "imagine" twice!

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