Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.
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Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.
Listen, I'm fatigued beyond imagination and incapable of reading this prosaic litany of mundane drivel.
That is something up with which I will not put.
This has nothing to do with grammar.
Doesn't matter, it's a very useful list to counter tik-tok brain damage.
One could say it's the very thing we need.
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Not grammar
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A lot of these have different connotations
"Hmmm you're very dirty 😏"
"Hmmm you're filthy 😏"
"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is very big of you."
"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is huge of you."
Nope, not the same.
As a personal thing, I've always detested that usage of the word big. More so than any of these 'very' replacements, there are so many words available to convey the meaning of that big.
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“Very busy” and “overloaded” are wildly different things.
As are very hot and boiling, very lazy and idle, very nervous and anxious, and like a good third more of these.
Australian Version
Χ very tired √ fucking knackered
Χ very poor √ fucking skint
Χ very thirsty √ dry as a dead dingo's donger```
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Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.
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I am a fan of putting "very" in front of everything in the suggested list.
Very tiny. Very exhausted.
Very good examples!
This post is very interesting.
Verily.
very cool, thank you.
You're very welcome.
bounced on my boy's challenging lengthy to this until he boisterous stuffed
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Use all the words in the right columns but preceded with "fuckin'" every time. Like a real gentleperson.
Very very.
very very words
Very helpful
Legit criticism! But hear me out. Who remembers all those different words anyway?
Instead of NOT using "very", I say we ONLY use "very".
It's a very idea!
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Damn honey, you look boiling in that outfit!
Looking at you makes me challenging!
Dunno if it is me, non-native English speaker, but it seems that very old can vary depending on context, while ancient barely changes on the context. And it seems few others could be divisive and a few green ticked ones repeat.
Edit: ah, this is shitposting comm :@
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Very cold and freezing are different things. You can be very cold but above 0°.
Most of these are dumb.
Listen, I need to introduce you to any hot climate's weather terms (done in american and rest-of-the-fucking-world-but-liberia units for funsies):
- >90/32 = hot
- >28/82 = stifling (if humid) / little warm
- >78/25 = warm
- >75/24 = nice out
- >22/72 = okay
- >70/21 = cool
- >68/20 = chilly
- >60/16 = cold
- <16/60 = freezing
You can be very cold and freezing. You can't be very cold and not freezing. ;)
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This is extra plus good
Very good.
Very good. Carry on
Borat very nice!
99.99 % ≠ 100 %
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