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[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...someone starts filming it. Then it's evidence.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel bad for kids these days.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 2 months ago

Yep I'm a 90s kid. So many memories so little evidence

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

[–] oyzmo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

...Trump actually gets elected for a second term.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

...the game ends and we all head home because we have to get up early for work tomorrow.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the red light comes on for the first time

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The fire nation attacks!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Someone loses an eye. Is how I usually say it.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

... the game crashes and corrupts your save

[–] vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

someone monetizes it.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You fall into the Thames.

You forget everyone's names.

Zombies start eating brains.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you pronounce Thames like names and brains, or names and brains like Thames?

[–] SjLucky@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Funny enough I had a landlord named Thames. Called him Tim.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm from Connecticut, so yes.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This says it's the US pronunciation of Thames: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKDzKYcKTO4

Do you pronounce names and brains that way, or do you pronounce Thames differently in Connecticut than the rest of the US?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

CT has a Thames river. I'm not sure any other states do.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

... the hot sauce gets mixed with the lube.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's all fun and games, until you shart your pants.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

...till mom says come home for dinner and it's liver again.

[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

...it's all guns and fame

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Hate when that happens! Really ruins the mood.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

...the turntables.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

...somebody gets pregnant.

[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago
[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 0 points 2 months ago

They find out