"500 cigarettes"
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Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here
Just scale it up to 137.69%
My friend tried to print it but 3d printing company rejected it lol
Why does this alone of all things make me want a drag this long after quitting!? Part of it has to be the curiosity of whether you could even get them all lit.
You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!
Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.
…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!
gotta bring this up every time i see these
I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍
500 cigs at once and you’re worried about inhaling a little plastic?
Five hundred cigarettes
You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes
Watch me!
Well, Scott's dead, didn't have time for regrets
xnopyt, A-
500 CIGARETTES
Dammit, you beat me.
463
I count 464
Gentlemen...
Mentlegen…
Any % cancer speedrun
I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health
Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.
Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.
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Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking
Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption
I just smoke one time a year but it nearly kills me.
Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.
Lung cancer any% speed run
Cancer speedrun.
Here I was hoping the plans for a 3D metal printer finally came out and people could start 3D printing AR-15 ghost guns.
Hope no more, because both things are already quite possible. Metal printing 3D printers are still prohibitively expensive — like, go to your bank and take out a mortgage levels of expensive — but they do indeed exist. And you can print a lower receiver for an Armalite quite easily which is the only serial numbered and tracked component in the US. Upper receivers are available via mail order because they are not the regulated part (except in certain states), so have at it.
You didn't hear that from me, though.
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Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement
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