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I am imagining that Hitler "Downfall" clip, only in real life

some of them taking home north of $250,000 for office-based shiftwork

Sucking up resources and not actually shooting and teargassing innocent people? These are the least-awful people there!

He's almost as mad as that time in high school he was told to clean after himself.

Can we deport Miller into the center of the sun

As a legal green card holder this just worries me, they need numbers and we are just an easy target, I didn’t do anything wrong but maybe they find an excuse anyway. It’s really scary.

Can we deport Stephen Miller back to the fiery pit from which he came?

Miller should be grateful that "lagging numbers" are the worst thing he's had to deal with, so far. We've been FAR more patient with ICE than they deserve.

I'm most looking forward to his trial.

He's going to cry like a little bitch.

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs.

Listen, we only care about efficiency and abuse of funds if it's some poor person getting healthcare or food! Otherwise it's totally legitimate usage of public funds!

Fucking hypocrites as usual....

Of course Pee-wee German is angry. He can't achieve orgasm without deportations. He's dealing with a serious case of tiny blue balls.

Stephen Miller is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. I want to personally punch him in the face more than anyone else on the planet.

Keep him screaming. Maybe his head will finally explode.

With numbers declining, he only has a half chub. He needs to be full mast to do his job.

Imagine letting that squinty little turd scream at you instead of simply beating the fuck out of him.

Stephen Miller has to know his day is up, Day of the Rope for you traitor bitches

Some say the money offer is luring veteran agents back and “insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs.”

My hope is that we win this passive aggressive, very poorly planned and executed war that's going exactly like you would expect it to go. Lots of harm to innocent people who don't deserve it, while the least deserving men hoard their profits and scream orders at their army to work harder and do the things they can't do on their own.

I hope due process survives, and the men who are shrieking these orders will be given a fair trial at home and abroad, despite refusing that right to others. I also hope they spend the rest of their miserable lives behind bars, and working off their debt to society in (unfortunately) more humane conditions than they deem fit for the innocent individuals they're kidnapping and detaining.

However, if we lose the war, at least we know there will be no due process for the men that helped destroy it. I think it's becoming pretty clear, that either way, we can probably look forward to the day their own army finally turns on Stephen Miller, and treats him to a good old fashioned Mussolini.*

The Metamorphoses of Mussolini’s Body

The vicissitudes suffered by his remains only served to confirm his prediction. The incoherencies and contradictions surrounding his death, which occurred on 28 April 1945, have subsequently fuelled an uninterrupted narrative which has become an integral part of his personal myth. The exact circumstances of his death, the ordeal of having his corpse publicly displayed in the piazzale Loreto in Milan, followed by the spiriting away of his remains from the city's Musocco cemetery by young neo-fascists, all helped facilitate his political resurrection ... Mussolini committed suicide using a cyanide capsule lodged in one of his teeth on 28 April 1945(*before he can swallow the cyanide capsule)

We really need to embed a mole into the payroll department so that we have an accurate list of names and addresses once America’s Nuremberg trials kick off.

These Gestapo really do need a date with the hangman’s noose once this fascist regime gets overthrown.

After a fair trial, of course. With plenty of signposts so they see all the process they are getting that they have denied others.

They recently tried to deport a Polish man who has been living in the US since the 1950s. According to them, they said he had an old deportation order due to a theft he committed in 1969 but since he was born in a Polish refugee camp in East Germany shortly after WW2 and neither East Germany (a politicial entity that no longer exists) nor Poland (which has changed significantly since 1969) wanted him, they just released him and didn't follow through on the order.

Btw he has been a law abiding citizen ever since that time. Longer than Stephen Miller has been alive.

insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs.

Honestly, I feel like this is the best use of the ICE budget: financially supporting vets who don't deport anyone.

Deport Stephen Miller to an abandoned mineshaft.

He’s big and bad until someone punches him in the fucking mouth. Wimpy lil bitch.

How funny would it be if the next administration just sent troops around the U.S. to arrest people with illegal mods on their trucks and tires that stick out from the wheel wells.

I'm sure it would be easy to cherry pick rapists, drunk drivers, assault/battery, murders and what not out of any group. Poof, it's a matter of national security, Executive order

He’s always screaming; it’s not particularly newsworthy, nor is it anything that anyone should care about at this point. We should all stop paying attention to him and let him scream his head off into a void.

Corporate metrics applied to ruining lives.

True evil ghoul of thing. This man needs to be arrested by the next admin.