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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's raining cats and dogs.

And you thought hail could be challenging..

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was caught in a massive rain storm in South Dakota once and it rained frogs

FROGS, EVERYTHING COVERED IN LITTLE FROGS

it was amazing and crazy and I also thought I was going mad

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems like fish and frogs are the main types of animal rain

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fish: global, dozens of entries
Frogs/toads: global, dozen entries

Spiders: 3 entries, Australia, Brazil, Australia.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

And just like that, Brazil is off my travel list

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

A bomb's gone off in Battersea.

(Stolen from mock the week.)

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Pick someone's brain probably ranks quite high on psycho scale

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Well, fuck me runnin'." would certainly be........logistically challenging.

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Dick me dead and bury me pregnant” would cause some interesting situations

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No! I swear they LITERALLY asked for it!

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

He's really getting under my skin. I think I will go over there and give him a piece of my mind.

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The full idiom of "speak of the devil and he doth appear" seems like it would be chaotic and bizarre.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Like, he would have just appeared for you.

Oh shit, and bow he's here.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Chaotic: Break a leg.

Bizarre: When life give you lemons...

[–] HopeForTheFuture@piefed.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Break a leg is what I thought first. A funny chaotic one would be “a soup sandwich”

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

…have a lemon party!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Earworm”

Like, get it out, please.

[–] _deleted_@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago

Keep your eyes peeled.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

You wouldn't know ____ if it came up an bit you in the ass.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

Also, don’t blow smoke up my ass.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think I’m going to take a break from the internet for a while…

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That link is going to stay blue.

[–] geissi@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 9 points 2 months ago

You'd never really get those ducks in a row, but it would be entertaining to watch you try.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

This question reminds me of an exercise my elementary school class did once. We were told to pick an idiom and draw it literally.

I don't remember what I picked, but my friend drew her mom's favorite saying, "You drive me up the wall!" I can still vividly see the drawing of a lady with her eyes bugging out, driving vertically up a living room wall.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you couldn’t understand anything unless you were literally standing underneath it.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago
[–] StickyDango@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"I'm so hungry, I could eat the ass out of a low flying duck." "Fuck me dead."

  • Australia

Might not be idioms, but they do put some weird images in to one's mind.

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Sataa kuin Esterin perseestä. (Finnish)

Rains as if it comes out from Eshter's arse.

As it means really heavy rain, it would render things pretty chaotic.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

"It's like trying to herd cats."

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Cat got your tongue?

Ooowww