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Don't shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
Man, I've been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
It's an exciting story with plenty of shouting and spittle.
This is the story of the one-eyed purple monster!
Wonderful stories about glory?
I see another Riker maneuver.
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
The wonderful story? The lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Wait (The Whisper Song)":
Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
This reminds me of things like "add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?"
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?549182-5e-Changing-one-letter-in-a-spell-name
Gate > Late - functionally similar, lower-level spell slot but the journey also elapses like 1d8 hours
Fireball > Firebull - same damage and effect, but the appearance is of a bull of fire that just goes ape shit on everything in the area
Acid Arrow > Acid Marrow - A small amount of the target's bone marrow turns into acid, dealing the normal damage
I have to stop or I will do this all day, not necessarily to any enjoyable effect.
Awesome,
Mage Hand > Mage Sand - Allows the mage to place a small amount of sand from a distance.
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.
Didn't they try this in the original scary movie?
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
I've seen this kink before.
i was hoping for this
Just don't get the holes mixed up.
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we're all sitting for this anyway
So… basically an elevator that goes underground?
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
The dyslexic community: "plaese don't"
Of course I've had it in the ear before...
Aural.
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
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Shinshi shinshi
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I've ever visited.
If at first you don't hear anything, just wait. There's a good chance you'll hear someone coming at some point.
But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.
None about girls getting blowjobs?
Much fewer.
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