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Dijkstra would have loved the lookup table solution.
He HATED complexity.
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Harold Shipman meme.
software engineers met the table¹ in web design and never looked back. does a table "mean" tfoot and all (arranged at top)? thead, that sorts(, by server link without javascript)? a "table" in the web means all sorts of sorty things and offset things, and paginated things, by navigable server links. and the two tables nested for layout, oy vey! so many ways with all that engineering the web fell to the broken manual✨️🤷🏾♂️✨️
¹ (for layout) https://www.w3.org/TR/web-sustainability-guidelines/#progressive-enhancement
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disappointing. no such algorithm.
yeah I looked it up
Red thinks you’re making up words
I expected the bottom to say something like "instead of cloud-native scalable microservices using AI models that cost an average US household salary per day to run", but maybe I've been in corporate for too long.
A group of researchers was studying how different people solve problems. They gathered a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer and gave them each a problem: find the volume of a red sphere. The mathematician solves it first. Asked how, he explains that he used a simple formula. The physicist solves it next. Asked how, he explains that he submerged the sphere in water and measured the rise in water level. Hours later, they find the engineer buried in paperwork. Asked about his progress, he says “I can only find a table of values for the volume of blue spheres.”
They later added an Anthropologist, who understood that more questions needed to be asked. His first question was "do you want fries with that?"
On further inspection, it was found that the mathematician had assumed an ideal sphere of constant radius, while the real object was in fact oblate. The mathematician had neglected to take any measurements, leading to an incorrect value. The physicist's answer was correct, but only at sea level at nominal temperature.
The engineer is currently using calipers to measure the diameter of the object at many different angles in order to build a CAD model. He said we could expect results next year.
Anywhere with gravity sufficient to overcome the surface tension of the water from forming around the object or clinging to the container.
The physicist’s answer would be correct anywhere, no matter the temperature or density of the fluid.
Supposing that the measurements with and without the sphere are taken under identical circumstances. But you deserve the upvote either way.
Assuming the time between submersion and observation is greater than zero, increasing temperatures above boiling would give increasing error.
Conversely the physicist may get other error at/near freezing.
And yet another option is the fluid being above the Ball's melting and/or boiling point, assuming changes in density with phase change.
They just said the ball was red, they didn’t say why…
All of which the physicist can trivially account for, control and variable test around, should the requested question be updated to require it.
The requested question did not include "In all possible scenarios", thus determining the volume of the sphere via physics calculation at the most average of conditions, is the most correct valid solution, absent further requirement parameters.
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Interestingly, the physicist's answer would always be correct, but not always consistent.
If the sphere is compressible, then air pressure will slightly affect its volume. And unless the thermal expansion rate of the sphere is zero, the amount of fluid displaced will also vary with temperature.
However, even if the physicist gets different answers in different environments, it's always still a correct answer, because they correctly measured the volume of the sphere at that time.
I would say Computer Scientist in place of software engineer.
Yeah, software engineers are the sanitation engineers of programming. Source: am one
All these job titles don't really have a formal definition. Software engineer = programmer = software developer. Computer scientist sure does sound fancy though. There's no committee that will say "actually you're doing too much math to be a developer sorry." We all do the code-y thing. Businesses seem to pick one at random based on seniority. I just call myself whatever my most recent job title was.
Your industry will affect your specialisation and skills much more than anything else.
- Software Engineer (Maths)
Scientists research. Engineers do. We are the more practical of the two.
Also, any CompSci grad I've worked with couldn't write code for shit unless they learned how outside of their schooling, and yet so many go the CompSci -> programmer route instead of doing like SW Eng or something like that.
It's not like the CS program is devoid of programming, norb would I say the SWE students are that much better off without outside education. CS is about half theory half practical for core education at least. The difference is you learn why and how which is more beneficial long term. After the first 6 months on the job the difference between the two on programming ability should be about the same with some more optimal solutions found by the CS student if any difference. It's a pretty short term problem.
Ha. I had a convo with a programmer in the 90s. He was explaining a complex problem and the steps to solve in the code, to adjust things based on user choices and parameters.
And I said why wouldn't you presolve all of them and then provide a lookup to go get the solution from a list. And he just looked stunned and walked away.
Reminds me of the first time I saw Sin and Cos lookup tables being used in early 3D gaming. The computers could calculate those just fine, especially with a math co-processor. But for 3D gaming it would be too slow to get a good framerate. So lookup tables were used to greatly improve the speed.
Back on those days all sort of neat tricks like that would be used. Often done as little demo programs that were very impressive. Before the internet it was hard to look up something like that and the latest and greatest tricks weren't written in books yet. So often little code snippets and demo programs would be shared amongst programmers using the sneakernet, so we could all learn and get better.
Humans can invent lies. Machines can repeat lies faster.
Trigonometry functions are still just a hardware lookup table in most scenarios I believe. One example I've noticed is that you'll get slightly different sin/cos results on AMD vs Nvidia GPUs due to either different lookup table values, or different interpolation functions being applied on top (I'm not sure it's possible to know for sure exactly which without internal knowledge)
For cpu sine is in code. X87 has a FSIN, but nobody uses it. Afaik it's just worse. Idk about gpus or if there's a standard like there is for floats in general (ieee754).
It's possible that the dynamic generation might be more maintainable than a lookup list, though.
With a lookup list, you may need to recalculate the whole thing every time you make a small change. And a significant change, like giving the user a new choice/parameter to adjust, may not only require recalculating the lookup table, but also exponentially increasing the size of the lookup table.
Whereas with a dynamically generated result, small adjustments to the values likely wouldn't require any modification of the actual code at all, and adding a new choice/parameter would be fairly straightforward -- it just needs to be plugged into the formula, maybe add an extra step or two in the algorithm.
It was finite, and early 90s. Calculation time is something you wanted to avoid. To put it to an analogy: you could calculate if a 3d X can be manipulated through a hole, or you can just prr evaluate and say Yes or no based on size, rather than running permutations on 6 axis of movement
Ah my prior manager suggested something similar... Dynamic views that would adjust based on user set parameters... We set up canned views and called it a day.
He was let go, but always pushed for the art of the possible (even if it would take a few extra sprints to wrap)
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I am torn between this and "AAA videogames should be optimized more."
It really depends on what you're building. In an embedded shop, lookup tables are first class solutions to most problems. Computer scientists though, 100%!
Depends on the available memory and size of the tables. I've worked on cases where time to compute didn't matter as much as shaving off three more bytes did. Large lookup tables would have absolutely killed us compared to running some math.
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IIRC, Elite used lookup tables for trigonometric functions on certain target platforms (maybe the NES) because memory wasn't as much of a constraint as computing performance. It's a barrel of game compressed into a pint of code.
When I was a kid and my mother was teaching me to read SQL, she really drove home that Elegance is in the eye of the beholder. While a C++ dev finds beauty in reducing a signal processing step to O(n) by recursing through five lines of bitwise ingenuity, a SQL dev finds radiance in completing the task without using any loops at all.
Alright to anyone who would question this statement. I am a mom, and have had extremely similar conversations with my kid regarding programming and perspectives.
Seriously it's important for problem solving to not get caught up in perfect solutions or solutions you think are the right path be cause of your own bias'.
Sometimes to solve a problem you are stuck on, or is proving too challenging the best course of action is to figure out why you are trying to solve it that way, and what other solutions there might be.
When I was a kid and my mother was teaching me to read SQL
Why would a mother do this, I'm horrified
My mom taught me ORM. I'd rather have had the SQL mom.
In the case of my mother, she's pretty autistic and a very well known data scientist. This was her way of teaching me how she relates to the world - I'm quite grateful to her for it; it has given me a love of programming and allowed me get a great deal closer with her.
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