I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
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In an accident.
Death by snusnu
It would be whelming. Just so.
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
Regretfully.
Asphyxiation
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Probably painfully
Just ducks!
I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it
Hmmm. I dunno.
The OTHER cat got me.
Uhhh
I’ll never know. I blinked.
Some kind of internet last stand.
Meh…
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
In world war IV, I'd say.
It finally caught up to me
Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?
Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.
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My flame will be extinguished.
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.
I don't think its widely used anymore
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Doxxed by H3?
I've seen Monty Python before.
🤨
Mine is pretty obvious.
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Happily.
beaten to death with a hoe
Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
Lots of beans
lol idk
Tree
I catch a Solarbeam to the face!
I'm not sure I want to know...
I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
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I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
Very delicious and spicy as intended.