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[–] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 3 points 15 minutes ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 67 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, nothing wrong with that

You know what's wrong though?

Her brushing over the fact that Gaetz is a pedo rapist. You'll never hear her admit to this because the republican party never admits that they are the source of all the shit they accuse everyone of.

Fuck this waste of oxygen.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

17 in georgia? Almost an old maid....

I kid, i kid.

So did Matt...

[–] islands@lemmy.cafe 42 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate, If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see. Yes.. all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed, all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money, the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews. But not just those, there's more, Epstein wasn't/isn't the only asset. If we're going to dance, let's all dance in the sunlight. I'll make sure we do," the lawmaker said in a post on X.

Interesting, she's going the Madison Crawthorn route. Remember what happened to him? They dished up all the dirt they could find on him and hung him out to dry. This sounds noble of her, but she's using this as a threat to try to force them not to go after Gaetz, her pedophile buddy.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 1 hour ago

She's actually threatening the Republicans explicitly, I assumed she was going with the 'both sides do it' argument.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That is what the FBI does.

That and get paid by Russians to ruin the body politic by telling the USA that there was no trouble between Trump and Russia right before election.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-official-who-helped-launch-trump-russia-probe-sentenced-to-four-years-in-prison-for-work-with-russian-oligarch/ar-AA1lyEmM

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 50 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I don't think this is as stupid as it sounds. With some exceptions Democratic voters tend to punish their representatives for corruption, but republican voters never do

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying she's betting that while republicans will have significantly more corruption, democrats will be the only ones punished because their voter base is the only one that actually cares? Honestly, you could very well be right about the result of a hypothetical universal ethic report release, though I'd be surprised if MTG was smart enough to think 2 steps ahead like that.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

The Republicans control the process to determine who gets punished.

So MTG is taking her shot to be Joe McCarthy.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 hours ago

I'm shocked and slightly sickened that trollish dipshit is suggesting something I agree with. I think I need a shower now.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 36 points 4 hours ago
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 32 points 4 hours ago

For once I agree with this ghoul.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Does anyone remember back when President Bill Clinton was in office ? FOIA was an amazing moment in American politics.

Now they judges, presidents, congresscritters, and cops just say, "Nah it is too dangerous for citizens to see the government's work."

What is that ? What the fuck is that ?

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 553 points 7 hours ago (7 children)
[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 79 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I don't care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 36 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thats the thing I don't think they get.

"Ok, well our guy will go to jail, but so will yours!!!"

"That's fine."

"But then we BOTH lose!"

"This isn't a MAD doctrine situation. This is supposed to be more like a scorched earth situation. No corruption left behind."

And I don't think they grasp that.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 26 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

What they don't grasp is that we'd send our guy to jail: because they won't.

That's the difference.

When a corrupt democrat is exposed they're expelled (bye bye Cuomo)

When a corrupt republican is exposed they're re-elected.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 11 points 2 hours ago

Even if it’s egregiously overstated (Al Franken).

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Tbf though you cant become republican if you havent exposed yourself a couple times

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago

Thus is the difference between MAGA/republicans and everyone else

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Bill was lended Epstein's plane one time to a regular AIDs relief tour in Africa.

Trump has been on his plane many times, but more importantly called him a friend and went to his island. Many times.

You sound as crazy as the people calling Stephen Hawking a kid diddler when you say stuff like that. You, like the majority of Americans, seem to have no fucking clue what actually happens around them.

But yes, I agree, release the reports and send people who broke the law to prison.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 129 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Just make them all public all the time! That'll show those fucking libs.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 76 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago

Don’t pwn me bro!

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 37 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Holy shit I agree with MTG

Harambe truly was this universe's anchor being, and the decay is increasing exponentially

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I'm kinda with you... Like, let them fight?

I think she meant this as a threat to get the party in line, but i can't see any way this doesn't blow up in their faces. If the leopards are eating leopard faces, will they notice mine..?

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 6 hours ago

Let me stretch first. Don't want to pull anything.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 316 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

This argument reveals that she thinks both sides are playing the same game. Progressives don't support corrupt leaders. MTG does.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 123 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Then who is supporting Nancy Pelosi?

Quip aside, let's bring on the sunlight.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 93 points 7 hours ago (18 children)

Honestly don't know anyone that likes Pelosi.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

She's not the best, but she's not the worst. Her biggest crime is what, using insider knowledge to trade stocks?

It's not like she gave a list of our spies to the Russians. Or likely sold classified documents. She didn't betray our allies. (Do I mean the Ukrainians, the Afghanis, or the Kurds?)

She was miles better than Manchin or McConnell. She wasn't our best, but she sure as hell wasn't a Republican. She got vilified primarily because she was a prominent Democrat for years. And it stuck because there was more than zero legitimacy.

They vilified her so much that some douchebag went after her and her husband with a hammer. There's a reason they didn't go after Manchin or Sinema or Menendez or McConnell or Gaetz.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 26 minutes ago

She's better than the bar republicans set, which is so low it's on the ground. Doesn't mean she's good.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ugh... I don't really want to be that guy, but she was well liked when she was first in office. In fact, I dare say she was cool once when she advocated for more AIDS support in the late 80s and pissed off Reagan, which is always good. But that was around when I was born, haha.

Unfortunately House seats rarely see competition, and I'm certain she grew complacent with age. Almost 40 fucking years, oof.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 28 minutes ago

I was speaking in present tense, not past tense.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

This is funny because an "elder statesperson" is valuable because they've been in the room for allllll the dirt, over decades. They are a walking blackmail bomb and are tolerated because they can call in "favors" when compromise is really really needed.

Edit whoever downvoted this, care to comment? If you think this was a "yay pelosi" comment you're wrong.

[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

I've heard that some apps may make it a little too easy for some users to accidentally up/down vote without realizing. I've definitely caught a few accidental votes myself, so I'm not sure how many more I didn't notice. Also, totally random anecdote, but the pockets in my "house pants" have a weird fabric that combined with the on body detection to keep my phone unlocked sometimes allows my thighs to "butt dial" if I put my phone in my pocket with the screen facing my body, and I'm sure other people have similar stories about accidental inputs, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Hi. Not the downvoter, but I'll weigh in. I get single downvotes on a lot of my comments. Comments that I can't see a single reason TO downvote. One time somebody was a single downvote to me say "what?" after a guy went on a long long rant that didn't say anything of value.

The point is, on Lemmy, I'm convinced there's a single guy, who just goes around downvoting EVERYTHING. Because I notice the trend isn't just MY posts. It's all over Lemmy.

So somewhere, out there in the world, is one guy, in what I assume is a dirty trailer, just downvoting everything, because he's miserable.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 43 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (13 children)

I don't know why anyone likes neoliberals.

She's a model one.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/16/nancy-pelosi-federal-lawmakers-should-be-able-to-trade-stock.html

I vote blue with my nose held as always for harm reduction, but neoliberals like Pelosi are why so many actual leftwing people that want a society walked away, they have no party that isnt enthusiastically part of the root problem of maintaining crony market capitalism at society's catastrophic expense.

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Oh let’s! Please let’s do that.

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

For once, I agree with this demon.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 185 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Deal

Edit: no takebacks

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

Wow, I actually agree with MTG on an issue, this is a first.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 143 points 7 hours ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 117 points 7 hours ago (11 children)

The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts

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